117. Statue of liberty is standing in LA
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lorddeseiz — 14 years ago(June 29, 2011 11:15 PM)
- Statue of liberty is standing in LA
- No need to worry folks, the fully automated alien vessels use human brains, so they already doomed before they even started.
- Aliens dont like Ferraris.
- B2 Stealth bombers are insane agile aircraft and can defy any laws of gravity while manouvering between an armada of alien vessels.
- Only special effects are needed to make a movie.
- I thought Dakota Fanning was the most annoying screamer in an alien invasion movie. Thought me good, it can be alot worse.
- Ok guys, our country is overrun by aliens. We will send in the troops land 3 snipers on a building after nuking the place.
- While watching trough a telescope into mindcontrolling light has no effect unless your a dumb blonde. Maybe it acts on them as an amplifier how did she know how to use it anyway
sorry ladies, love ya too. - Human brains are bigger then their heads very intresting.
- i could go on forever with this beep
Any last words ?
Shut the beep up
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burnplant — 14 years ago(July 20, 2011 08:50 PM)
- If your building has multiple elevators, only use them to go back and forth between unsafe, exposed locatonsi on the ground and up high in the building. Don't hide out in the elevator or the elevator shaft, stay by the huge windows and put up a bed sheet.
- Even though all of humanity is close to being wiped out and you barely survived that last 24 hrs, remember to be a total bitch if one of a handful of the other people still alive lights up a smoke anywhere near your peanut-sized fetus. Be extra bitchy if she just watched her boyfriend get eaten alive
- Stay away from any dark closets in your apartment. Stay near the windows people, I can't stress that enough.
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racket97 — 14 years ago(July 04, 2011 10:53 PM)
can't forget that a nuclear bomb goes off outside, shockwaves which normally pass over an entire country only pass a few blocks, and all you have to do is duck and you'll be safe in a high rise apartment building.
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Scorchy-3 — 14 years ago(July 28, 2011 08:09 AM)
- When surrounded by aliens intent on eating your brains, be sure to run up to the roof, then back down, then up again, then down again and so on, because, well, cardio exercise is important!
- During a massive alien offensive, the sum total of the worlds counter attack will be 3 guys in a helicopter defending a strategically insignificant residential tower block.
- A fighter pilot will sacrifice himself to save two people instead of concentrating on his actual mission.
- At no point will an alien look at a bright orange glowing brain and go, Hey Cedric, taste this and see if its off
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PimpHandStrong — 14 years ago(August 02, 2011 10:26 AM)
- Organic lifeforms and ships apparently made out of a metal-like exterior can survive a nuclear blast in a foreign atmosphere.
- A highrise building a couple miles away from a nuclear blast will sustain no damage, and the people inside will be unaffected by the blast radius and radiation.
- Despite bringing ships only to major cities, TV and internet will be shut down around the entire planet within hours.
- When bonding together for survival, you will hate everyone around you and not speak to each other.
- When aliens invade the planet, you won't discuss it in any detail over the course of a couple days.
- Super advanced lifeforms capable of traveling the speed of light and being indestructible to nuclear attack need our brains to survive.
- Thousands of monstrous beasts the size of the Cloverfield monster are easily transported through the galaxy.
- Special effects guys live like hip-hop stars in penthouse suites and are famous to the general public.
- Super advanced lifeforms' primary weapon actually makes their enemies stronger if they survive it.
- Super advanced lifeforms could not catch you if you make it to water.
- Within hours of an alien attack, the entire city's infrastructure is gone despite no explosive detonations by the aliens.
- The human race can be defeated within a day.
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tblackwo — 14 years ago(August 02, 2011 07:57 PM)
- You can take a shat and film the toilet bowl, and people will still make comments like 'great film' 'best ending I've ever seen' 'this film needs a sequel'..
Oh but you called it a 'film' not a 'movie' so you must know what you're talking about.
You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now its my turn
- Frank White
- You can take a shat and film the toilet bowl, and people will still make comments like 'great film' 'best ending I've ever seen' 'this film needs a sequel'..
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alanhudson-1 — 14 years ago(August 06, 2011 02:12 PM)
- Super advanced alien civilisations intent on wiping out the human race will develop amazing technologies enabling them to travel vast distances across the Universe, but they won't find the time to invent clothing.
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lorddeseiz — 14 years ago(August 22, 2011 02:34 PM)
- When aliens invade the planet, you won't discuss it in any detail over the course of a couple days.
What and actually have to write stuff in the script other then "AAAAAAAAAHH" and "please halp us" What planet are yu from really
Any last words ?
Shut the beep up
-Mutant Chronicles- - When aliens invade the planet, you won't discuss it in any detail over the course of a couple days.
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ponstan — 14 years ago(November 23, 2011 06:36 AM)
The black dude always gets killed
151. a hot assistant/help/maid will also go sunbathing with her employers.
152. an SUV can accelarate and reach enough speed IN 1 SEC or less, so fast nobody hears or sees it coming, and crush an alien. Bugatti might as well close shop.
153. the military always forgets about artillery during alien invasions. -
lovedawn — 14 years ago(January 20, 2012 02:18 AM)
- When being chased by a gigantic Alien, it's best to yell "RUN!" at your companions, just in case no-one was sure what to do.
- Aliens snack on Human brains like popcorn.
- Wait Donald Faison's character was a SFX artist? Seriously?
- The black guy will - a) have a gun; b) die quickly; c) only bang white chicks
- d) only have white friends? (I didn't pay much attention during the party scene)
- Aliens are really Zombies (BRAAAAIIINNNNSSSS)
- It's easy to be a hero if you have no discernible skills or talents.
- Screw the invasion! I'm pregnant; and if my boyfriend doesn't show me some serious commitment, I'll throw a hissy fit that'll make brain-sucking aliens seem like a viable alternative!!
SPAZZTIC BLURR!!!
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robbrock3 — 14 years ago(January 27, 2012 07:54 PM)
- If you are ever afraid that aliens will invade, make sure you have seen The Matrix so you know exactly what they will look like.
- If you decide to stay in the apartment for some heroic gas explosion antics, make sure you are so heavy that the alien tentacles can't pull you out of the window.
Tip: You need to be at least heavier than a helicopter. - Aliens might have a blue light that means they control your body and make you just walk towards them, but what they really like is good, old-fashioned hand-to-hand combat.
- If your the lead female, you will be the only one to wake up before your brain is removed in the mothership.
- If you come out of the bathroom and the hot blonde is being abducted by the light, go and stand directly behind her (facing the light) but make no attempt to pull her inside.
- A bunch of keys becomes useless and a waste of time if you ever meet a locked door while an alien is chasing you.
- Even though it is not your telescope, you will be an expert using it, enough to track a bomber plane through the sky in a battle so everyone else can watch it on TV and cheer for it.
- Bomber planes cannot explode or be hit until they have fired off the bomb, then it is pretty much instant.
- If your body has been changed by aliens and you are in pain, it is always best to keep it to yourself, and shout at anyone who asks about it.
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koris-guy — 13 years ago(April 07, 2012 04:21 AM)
- Only the most modern fighters (F-22s) can be used to attack alien craft.
- Long-range missiles cannot be used. Fighters must close to within close range before firing.
- Alien invaders will cross vast interstellar distances to harvest brains. No matter that it would be far simpler and easier to farm them.
- When following fast-moving planes with a telescope you can at all times keep them perfectly in shot and in focus.
- A black man isn't always FIRST to die, but he won't be far off.
- Alien ships will always have tentacles.
- If a nuclear weapon severely damages the alien mothership but doesn't destroy it, and if it starts repairing itself, there is no point in using another nuke, or two, to finish the job.
They really did look like giant va-jay-jays.