117. Statue of liberty is standing in LA
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ponstan — 14 years ago(November 23, 2011 06:36 AM)
The black dude always gets killed
151. a hot assistant/help/maid will also go sunbathing with her employers.
152. an SUV can accelarate and reach enough speed IN 1 SEC or less, so fast nobody hears or sees it coming, and crush an alien. Bugatti might as well close shop.
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lovedawn — 14 years ago(January 20, 2012 02:18 AM)
- When being chased by a gigantic Alien, it's best to yell "RUN!" at your companions, just in case no-one was sure what to do.
- Aliens snack on Human brains like popcorn.
- Wait Donald Faison's character was a SFX artist? Seriously?
- The black guy will - a) have a gun; b) die quickly; c) only bang white chicks
- d) only have white friends? (I didn't pay much attention during the party scene)
- Aliens are really Zombies (BRAAAAIIINNNNSSSS)
- It's easy to be a hero if you have no discernible skills or talents.
- Screw the invasion! I'm pregnant; and if my boyfriend doesn't show me some serious commitment, I'll throw a hissy fit that'll make brain-sucking aliens seem like a viable alternative!!
SPAZZTIC BLURR!!!
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robbrock3 — 14 years ago(January 27, 2012 07:54 PM)
- If you are ever afraid that aliens will invade, make sure you have seen The Matrix so you know exactly what they will look like.
- If you decide to stay in the apartment for some heroic gas explosion antics, make sure you are so heavy that the alien tentacles can't pull you out of the window.
Tip: You need to be at least heavier than a helicopter. - Aliens might have a blue light that means they control your body and make you just walk towards them, but what they really like is good, old-fashioned hand-to-hand combat.
- If your the lead female, you will be the only one to wake up before your brain is removed in the mothership.
- If you come out of the bathroom and the hot blonde is being abducted by the light, go and stand directly behind her (facing the light) but make no attempt to pull her inside.
- A bunch of keys becomes useless and a waste of time if you ever meet a locked door while an alien is chasing you.
- Even though it is not your telescope, you will be an expert using it, enough to track a bomber plane through the sky in a battle so everyone else can watch it on TV and cheer for it.
- Bomber planes cannot explode or be hit until they have fired off the bomb, then it is pretty much instant.
- If your body has been changed by aliens and you are in pain, it is always best to keep it to yourself, and shout at anyone who asks about it.
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koris-guy — 13 years ago(April 07, 2012 04:21 AM)
- Only the most modern fighters (F-22s) can be used to attack alien craft.
- Long-range missiles cannot be used. Fighters must close to within close range before firing.
- Alien invaders will cross vast interstellar distances to harvest brains. No matter that it would be far simpler and easier to farm them.
- When following fast-moving planes with a telescope you can at all times keep them perfectly in shot and in focus.
- A black man isn't always FIRST to die, but he won't be far off.
- Alien ships will always have tentacles.
- If a nuclear weapon severely damages the alien mothership but doesn't destroy it, and if it starts repairing itself, there is no point in using another nuke, or two, to finish the job.
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rickb69 — 10 years ago(July 07, 2015 10:10 AM)
- If you decide to stay in the apartment for some heroic gas explosion antics, make sure you are so heavy that the alien tentacles can't pull you out of the window.
Tip: You need to be at least heavier than a helicopter.
Like Oprah
I have 2 sets of twin boys, Pete & Repete and Mark & Remarkable
- If you decide to stay in the apartment for some heroic gas explosion antics, make sure you are so heavy that the alien tentacles can't pull you out of the window.
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clacton0 — 13 years ago(August 27, 2012 08:27 AM)
182 They were still making to much noise at the start with the party.
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starshiptrooper100 — 13 years ago(October 24, 2012 01:59 AM)
- Jarad is moonlighting on Subway.
- Black guys are always Playars!
- You will still have electricity even after several days of Aliens blowing up your city.
- Automatic Blinds are very fragile and will fall down in case of a Earthquake/Alien Invasion.
- Aliens that have invented Intergalactic space travel don't have the ability to detect heat signature from bodies in an apartment.
- If you don't have water make sure you have a lot of Boos around.
- The US military doesn't want to take credit for blowing up Aliens so they will fly planes with no designations at all on them. However they will fly planes that look like an 80's arcade game.
- You will always wake up just before the Aliens want to suck out your brains.
- If an alien eats your brain he's now you and he can go out with your hot girl friend
- Aliens have a soft spot for pregnant earth woman.
- Your face can get real wrecked up like your blood vessels are bursting but it will go away if you get out of the "Alien" LED light.
- If an alien is going to eat you, make sure you say something macho in Spanish like Arnold.
- It won't occur to you to save some water up in containers if the city is getting blown up day after day by an alien invasion.
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bogdanh1 — 13 years ago(October 26, 2012 03:54 AM)
- During an alien invasion all the news anchors from all the channels will disappear first.
- You are rich but your smartphone is still sliding up.
- Living in a high-rise apartment building is the new rich - mansion will not cut it anymore.
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folsoml — 13 years ago(October 30, 2012 12:12 PM)
- During an alien invasion all the news anchors from all the channels will disappear first.
196A. Any even though the anchors are gone, the cameramen MUST keep shooting their empty chairs.
I'm aware that it's just a movie. There's no need to remind me.
- During an alien invasion all the news anchors from all the channels will disappear first.
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fluffset — 13 years ago(January 05, 2013 07:41 PM)
- Dont say beep to your girlfriend if she pregnant, because alien take it as a special case and maybe could give you time to save your a*s!
- With love, your head will turn red!
- With love, you can conquer everything such as alien?
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rsbrandt — 13 years ago(January 09, 2013 10:55 PM)
- Since 1953, audiences have never tired of watching alien probes on the ends of tentacles snake through their basements and penthouses.
- You can run up the stairs to the penthouse of a high-rise condo and not be sweaty or short of breath.
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JonahVarque — 13 years ago(January 16, 2013 10:07 AM)
(I liked 162 and 186 the best).
202. If you're behind a rooftop door that people are shooting at, open it.
203. If you're a playa, just assure your guests that "Everything's under control".
203a. Similarly, if you have a nose 4x the human average, and have had an alien interaction where they've left a strange mark, assure your girlfriend that "It's nothing".
204. Keep the gas fireplace lit in an LA highrise during all alien attacks.
205. If it's clear that aliens are after human bodies, leave your cement fortress and run around in the open for a while.
206. Power and water utilities take a long time to fail during any alien invasio9n. Internet goes first.
207. No matter how much your dog may smell, close your windows during alien attacks, you'll be safer.
208. During aliens attacks, where holing up in the concrete box you're in might always remain a viable option, don't bother to full your tubs and every other container you may have with drinking water. There's plenty of beer in the fridge.
209. If you're a Hollywood type and have therefore seen umpteen dozen alien attack movies already where aliens are killed off by something unusual, DON'T experiment by tossing unusual things at them. Instead, use projectile weapons, knives and cinder blocks. (My Step 1 would probably be a water balloon filled with pee, or to sneeze at them).
WARNING!
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suarez_976 — 12 years ago(June 12, 2013 12:06 AM)
211 - that old black and white film during the cold war that told americans to just duck and cover during a soviet nuclear attack is actually right:
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skizzzo63 — 12 years ago(July 08, 2013 02:44 PM)
212 - Love do conquer all - especially when it's RED!
(maybe the directors are secretely Communists!
Just seen this movie on TV. It's good if you have a 12-years-old mental age.
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seinschatten — 12 years ago(August 05, 2013 11:46 AM)
213 - it only takes 1-2 minutes to fill up a large room with gas using your gas oven, even if a window is wide open.
214 - a gas explosion is deadlier thn an atomic explosion.
215 - if your main weapon during an earth invasion is making people look into your fancy blue light, it's ok to start your invasion at night when 90% of the population are sleeping