117. Statue of liberty is standing in LA
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fluffset — 13 years ago(January 05, 2013 07:41 PM)
- Dont say beep to your girlfriend if she pregnant, because alien take it as a special case and maybe could give you time to save your a*s!
- With love, your head will turn red!
- With love, you can conquer everything such as alien?
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rsbrandt — 13 years ago(January 09, 2013 10:55 PM)
- Since 1953, audiences have never tired of watching alien probes on the ends of tentacles snake through their basements and penthouses.
- You can run up the stairs to the penthouse of a high-rise condo and not be sweaty or short of breath.
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JonahVarque — 13 years ago(January 16, 2013 10:07 AM)
(I liked 162 and 186 the best).
202. If you're behind a rooftop door that people are shooting at, open it.
203. If you're a playa, just assure your guests that "Everything's under control".
203a. Similarly, if you have a nose 4x the human average, and have had an alien interaction where they've left a strange mark, assure your girlfriend that "It's nothing".
204. Keep the gas fireplace lit in an LA highrise during all alien attacks.
205. If it's clear that aliens are after human bodies, leave your cement fortress and run around in the open for a while.
206. Power and water utilities take a long time to fail during any alien invasio9n. Internet goes first.
207. No matter how much your dog may smell, close your windows during alien attacks, you'll be safer.
208. During aliens attacks, where holing up in the concrete box you're in might always remain a viable option, don't bother to full your tubs and every other container you may have with drinking water. There's plenty of beer in the fridge.
209. If you're a Hollywood type and have therefore seen umpteen dozen alien attack movies already where aliens are killed off by something unusual, DON'T experiment by tossing unusual things at them. Instead, use projectile weapons, knives and cinder blocks. (My Step 1 would probably be a water balloon filled with pee, or to sneeze at them).
WARNING!
Objects under T-shirt are larger than they appear! -
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suarez_976 — 12 years ago(June 12, 2013 12:06 AM)
211 - that old black and white film during the cold war that told americans to just duck and cover during a soviet nuclear attack is actually right:
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skizzzo63 — 12 years ago(July 08, 2013 02:44 PM)
212 - Love do conquer all - especially when it's RED!
(maybe the directors are secretely Communists!
Just seen this movie on TV. It's good if you have a 12-years-old mental age.
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seinschatten — 12 years ago(August 05, 2013 11:46 AM)
213 - it only takes 1-2 minutes to fill up a large room with gas using your gas oven, even if a window is wide open.
214 - a gas explosion is deadlier thn an atomic explosion.
215 - if your main weapon during an earth invasion is making people look into your fancy blue light, it's ok to start your invasion at night when 90% of the population are sleeping -
IMDb_wanderer — 12 years ago(December 07, 2013 06:09 AM)
216 - Watching a nuclear explosion through a telescope won't render you blind in at least one eye.
217 - B2 bombers are extremely nimble in flight.
218 - In the event of an alien invasion, hit the water. No aliens would attack anything in the ocean, not for any reason.
219 - The London Eye is more iconic to England than Big Ben.
220 - Blue, hypnotic alien lights can be viewed from a safe distance without any ill effects or hypnosis.
221 - A military chopper that's heading in your direction is coming to rescue you. Especially if it dropped soldiers off at your apartment earlier.
222 - The shockwave from a nuclear weapon detonated several miles away from you cannot destroy your apartment complex.
223 - Brains are blue-coloured in general.
224 - The aliens success in Los Angeles hinges on seizing a handful of people holed up in an upmarket highrise apartment block.
225 - If you want to escape aliens, use a Ferrari and a Jeremy Clarkson mentality. If it fails, call it your best chance of survival and contemplate doing it again.
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joemartinez73 — 10 years ago(July 19, 2015 07:28 PM)
#217 that was not a B2 bomber you asshat, it was a X-47 unmanned drone they were using. Get your beep together before you start poking fun at a movie.
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randyw01 — 11 years ago(March 23, 2015 01:37 AM)
- Prop open the door that has access to the roof. It's just common knowledge.
- If you decide to try to flee the hotel when aliens attack, load up a lot of stuff in the car and have a tense argument with your spouse.
- Don't peek outside the garage before driving out. Aliens have never seen something like
Bambi vs Godzilla
. - No matter how dangerous it is, run after your dog.
- If you watch strangers having sex in another hotel you might be surprised by some of the details.
Guess what! I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
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hellure — 10 years ago(February 05, 2016 01:35 PM)
- When the earth is about to be destroyed by an uncontrollable natural disaster benevolent aliens will come to save humanity; but for various reasons we won't understand that we're being saved, and we'll fight them until the bitter end.