"Florida man makes announcement"
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CrystalRaindrops — 3 years ago(November 17, 2022 12:23 AM)
The story on Page 26, headlined “Been There, Don That,” gave a tongue-in-cheek and less-than-impressed review of the affair.
“With just 720 days to go before the next election, a Florida retiree made the surprise announcement Tuesday night that he was running for president,” the text of the article read. “In a move no political pundit saw coming, avid golfer Donald J. Trump kicked things off at Mar-a-Lago, his resort and classified-documents library.”
“Trump, famous for gold-plated lobbies and for firing people on reality television, will be 78 in 2024. If elected, Trump would tie Joe Biden as the oldest president to take office. His cholesterol levels are unknown, but his favorite food is a charred steak with ketchup. He has stated that his qualifications for office include being a ‘stable genius,'” the story concluded. “Trump also served as the 45th president.”