First Whore Paying People To Watch Her Shitty Film! 🤣
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WarrenPeace — 2 months ago(January 30, 2026 02:47 AM)
Knowing MAGA they will say they won't pay you until after the movie is over and even then they will come up with excuses.
"OK I watched this (Lying) epic and most spectacular awesome movie which is the best one ever made and they can go ahead and stop making all other movies because none will ever be as good as this one. Now, where is the 50 bucks?"
"Sorry. You got up and left."
"But I had to pee real badly and was holding it in for the last 30 minuets and I waited until the ending credits and came right back! I was gone for just a couple minutes!"
"Too bad. Fuck you. Go away. We're done. Next?"
"I just watched the movie."
"You look liberal. Forget it."
"Your latino? No doubt you are here illegally. No money. ICE Nazi Terrorists! Take this illegal away and send him to a prison in another country!"
"You're black. Are you serious about this?"
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WarrenPeace — 2 months ago(January 30, 2026 02:48 AM)
Even with this offer the movie will still bomb for two reasons.
One.
She is The First Whore and never does anything and not enough are going to care about someone who doesn't care about us.
Two.
The timing.
Need I say more.
You get it.
Right?
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WarrenPeace — 2 months ago(January 30, 2026 02:54 AM)
Amazon made this movie.
You know.
The company owned by a billionaire who owns the Wash. Post that Turd Face hates and is jealous of made this movie about The First Whore for him even though he hates her.
I guess Bezos needs some funding for his Space Dildo project. (See below.)
Why else would he be kissing that fat ass?
Larry Flynt's rocket.
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WarrenPeace — 2 months ago(January 30, 2026 03:08 AM)
“Melania” will open in at least 1,400 theaters nationwide and in more than 27 countries this weekend, Puck News reported, a big release for a documentary that reportedly cost Amazon MGM Studios $40 million for the rights and another $35 million on marketing and distribution.
But opening weekend projections so far are just a fraction of that hefty price tag, with market research company National Research Group projecting a $5 million opening weekend, Puck reported, while trade publication Boxoffice Pro projects an even more conservative haul between $1 million and $2 million.
User reports on social media have shown apparently weak ticket sales in major U.S. cities, including one post on Bluesky that shows empty theaters at Boston’s largest AMC (There is still just one ticket sold between Boston Common’s three Friday night showtimes, according to AMC’s website).
A user on X garnered 10,000 likes showing an empty Friday night showtime at a major Jacksonville, Florida Cinemark theater in a Monday night post, and as of Tuesday morning, the screening is still empty, according to Cinemark’s website.
In New York, a 6:45 p.m. Friday showing at the large AMC Lincoln Square has sold 45 of 122 seats, slightly over 36%, while other evening showings fared worse—a 7:45 p.m. Friday showing at the AMC in Times Square has sold 6 of 99 seats, or 6%, while a 7:30 p.m. screening at the Regal Cinema in Times Square has sold 5 of 88 seats, also about 6%.
In the United Kingdom, ticket sales for “Melania” are “soft,” Tim Richards, the chief executive of large cinema chain Vue, told the Guardian.
On Monday, a Rolling Stone report citing anonymous members of the production described “chaos” on set. One anonymous source from production said they were uncomfortable with the “propaganda” element of the movie, but said the worst part was working with Ratner, while another source said there was “more talk about Brett being slimy than there was about Melania” on set.
This will bomb biggly!
Hopefully the biggest BO bomb ever!
Fingers crossed.
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WarrenPeace — 2 months ago(January 30, 2026 05:04 AM)
Turd Face is going to either buy every single seat to make this the number one movie of all time.
Or
He will instruct his ICE Terrorist Nazis to round up and detain everyone who is not MAGA and to give them a choice.
Either pay to go and see First Whore.
Or
Sent to a prison slave camp in a dictatorship.
Tough choice.
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soapbox original gangster — 2 months ago(January 30, 2026 10:45 AM)
Meloni the actor from special victims?
This is a sweet deal for those on the street in Boston where temps below freezing.
$50 plus some warmth for a few hours.
Real test of interest is in south Florida. If this doc doesn't do well in palm and west palm then genuine certified bomb!
