Uncircumcised Jokes
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janetwilkinson — 9 years ago(October 24, 2016 06:24 AM)
You really are retarded if you cant understand the similarities to genital mutilation on men and women.
The most common type of FGM is type 1b which is the removal of the clitoral hood. They cut the hood away and that reveals the clitoris. This type is by far the most common of FGM.
Yet all we hear from ignorant people like you, is men need to have their penises cut. Why ? So its nicer for you and your ridiculously inflated self entitled attitude ?
Men in the developed world do not have it done anymore because 1. They are intelligent enough to know how to wash their own bodies. and 2. They are educated enough to know that circumcision carries with it all kinds of downsides from the reduction of sensitivity and the reduction in pleasure gained from sex to infections soreness and bleeding in some cases.
At the end of the day the human body has evolved over generations to be what it is. Silly childish women who think that it looks odd or would prefer men to mutilate themselves to satisfy women's superficial standards and take a long jump off a short cliff. -
DisturbedPixie — 9 years ago(October 24, 2016 03:11 PM)
Agreed. Sadly people let their ignorance dictate their opinions. Generally that's not a bid deal, unless it hurts people. And it does. It hurts babies.
Out of all the people we should protect from harm it should be our precious newborns. How can you say you'd do anything for your kids but then willingly allow someone to chop of part of your babies genitals? The fvck
Typically they don't offer pain relief for babies because they don't form long term memories at that ageso apparently if I raped someone, but drugged them so they didn't form any long term memory of that torturous event that makes it okay? No, that's heinous. So don't torture babies because you can!
So you don't have to learn how easy it is to clean a normal penis? Seriously, it's easier than cleaning a finger. And we don't chop off finger nails because they can be a nuisance to care for.
What you're scared that people (perverts in the locker room or superficial lovers in the bedroom) are used to mutilated penises and won't know how easy it is to jack off a intact man without lube, or how much an uncut penis looks like a cut penis when they are both hard, or how penises whether cut or uncut could be cleansed effectively or ineffectively? Ya know,a ribbed condom is meant to simulate the feel of foreskin, right? Because sex with foreskin is better on the receiving end. And the foreskin protects the sensitive penis head and has it's own nerve receptors which enhance sexual pleasure.
It's really infuriating to me as a mother of a baby boy. I would never let someone do this to my son and parents that do should consider instead protecting their child, doing a 2 minute search of the importance of foreskin, before they decide to be ignorant callous sheep. -
thomas998 — 9 years ago(October 25, 2016 08:45 PM)
Of course when the women are circumcised it is after they are old enough to survive. In the US the males are circumcised when infants Consider many infants go into shock from the procedure, and over 100 infants die from it each year So yeah I guess it isn't a big deal - assuming you hate babies and don't mind killing a few each year.
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sumsumdiana — 9 years ago(December 30, 2016 04:08 PM)
Wow you clearly know nothing about FGM. So many girls die form the procedure (sometimes from pain and/or bloodloss), and some die after (from suicide stemming form PTSD, infections, going into labor). Male circumcisions are done by doctors in hospitals, FGM is done by community elders with dirty equipment and no anesthesia/painkillers to young girls who remember everything cause those types of communities believe women need those types of traumas to be good mothers and wives. What a beep ignorant comment to make. Female Genital Mutilation is NOTHING like male circumcision and it is sickening that you think it is.I hope you actually haven't done any research on FGM cause if you have and that is your opinion, you are one HORRIBLE human being
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nights_dream_paradox — 9 years ago(January 23, 2017 03:51 AM)
Vs having the entirety of your vagina cut away and since doctors won't do it use sharp knives or razors and just take off the clit, whole front end. NO orgasms for women in that culture.
What a massive load of BS. What you describe is beyond even the most extreme (and rare) forms of female genital cutting. The typical form, in fact, is far less destructive than a typical male circumcision:
http://www.circumstitions.com/fgc-malay.html -
macmad02 — 9 years ago(November 17, 2016 06:46 PM)
I do not know where you get your information from, but I am gay and I have gay male friends. I do not like uncut and none of my friends do. Why don't you find out facts before you make ridiculous statements.