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    rancid51 — 9 years ago(October 25, 2016 11:51 AM)

    circumcision is abuse, and every parent who had their child circumcised as a baby should be ashamed of themselfs.

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      capper77 — 9 years ago(October 30, 2016 04:45 AM)

      The worst part is the trauma the poor baby suffers. If he wants to be circumcised as an adult that's his choice. I wish I had that choice but it was taken without my consent because of barbaric traditions. If they cut off his toe its abuse but the penis is ok?

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        Dargaud — 9 years ago(November 05, 2016 03:29 PM)

        Yeah, I'm surprised that there aren't any people suing the doctors who circumcised them years before for 'performing a sexual mutilation on a non-consenting minor'. That'd get rid of this stupid and dangerous fad quick.

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          Cathgotmusic — 9 years ago(November 01, 2016 01:16 AM)

          Yeah, no one laughed when I watched it (Australian uncut audience). How is mutilating a baby funny? It just isn't to us. It's utterly mind boggling that it's so widespread in the US, and to have 'comedic' pieces like the one in the movie about it Wow.
          How is finding only the grown up results of mutilated babies attractive, funny? How is a natural man's penis disgusting, repulsive, requiring an incredible sense of reluctant duty for a women to perform with, as described in the movie? Why is she forcing herself to have sex in the first place like it IS her duty if she is so turned off? It's messed up from every angle you look at it.
          I am incredibly disappointed that the actresses didn't refuse to do it. It needed a rewrite, or to be scrapped altogether.

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            Joeyjag_97 — 9 years ago(November 20, 2016 03:57 AM)

            Exactly this ^
            "A man chooses. A slave obeys."

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              Pandora — 2 years ago(January 09, 2024 08:25 PM)

              Wow yeah, I find the idea of circumcision kind of wild. Like why would you normalise cutting off a baby's body parts??

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                I_Luv_Apple — 9 years ago(November 01, 2016 12:55 PM)

                All i have to say after seeing this movie I'm glad my parents had me circumcised. I don't want to be different.

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                  nights_dream_paradox — 9 years ago(January 23, 2017 04:11 AM)

                  I don't want to be different.
                  Then I have some bad news, wimp: you
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                  different. Globally, circumcised men are the minority.
                  Most Europeans don't do it.
                  Most Asians don't do it.
                  Most Latin Americans don't do it.
                  Your only company is Israel, South Korea, Philippines, Muslim countries, and some African countries.

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                    Keester — 9 years ago(November 03, 2016 05:05 PM)

                    I'm glad to be uncircumcised and so are all my boyfriends.

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                      kirsten-v-w — 9 years ago(November 05, 2016 06:31 PM)

                      I've been with circumcised and uncircumcised men, and honestly, I wish the procedure would fall out of favor. There's nothing wrong with a natural foreskin, it isn't nasty or dirty and it makes piv intercourse less chaffy. I didn't find the jokes funny at all. If you find a man who's nice and sexy and interested in getting naked with you, then don't scream and run away because he's the way nature intended. That's just rude.

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                        wartengu — 9 years ago(November 08, 2016 08:20 PM)

                        Most Women? LMAO! Most Women like it in the butt too and I bet you're one of them.

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                          johndillon001 — 9 years ago(November 19, 2016 02:57 PM)

                          Circumcision is a form of genital mutilation. Its gross and vile. Just because you yanks have been convinced to do it, doesn't mean its right. Also, only hollywood, made up of a certain religion, seems intent on making circumcision seem normal.

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                            hej99 — 9 years ago(November 20, 2016 02:53 PM)

                            its the juice who makes the movies, that is why crap like that gets on screen

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                              DonnaHurtlocker — 9 years ago(November 19, 2016 08:36 PM)

                              It is true that most women prefer a well cut circumcised man that doesn't have an unusual looking penis.

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                                LukeLovesFilm28 — 9 years ago(November 22, 2016 02:55 AM)

                                OMFG. This is a massive problem that we have today. Female genital mutilation is HORRIBLE. The fact that you can treat male genital mutilation like its as trivial as cutting off bush is DEEPLY OFFENSIVE.
                                The fact that you can say this or that these writers / actors can make those offensive jokes in this movie proves how little we respect or love boys as HUMAN BEINGS.
                                Get off your soapbox while I play you a tune on the tiniest violin.

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                                  rascal67 — 9 years ago(November 23, 2016 02:58 AM)

                                  Who cares what you like, you ARE NOT MALE you spoiled entitled b!tch. You cannot compare pubes to a natural piece of skin that a male is born with. Be grateful any man bothers paying attention to you, cut or uncut.
                                  The seemingly mandatory American mutilation of the male penis, is born out of ignorance, deceit and profit. It is quite frankly appalling. Another strike for the "inequalities" that males suffer over females. Let's cut out your cunny bits without your consent and see how much crying you do then.
                                  Bitchy females making fun of MGM like they do in this film, is vile, condescending, hypocritical and repugnant. What if the film was about Bad Dads making jokes about how they prefer a circumcised vagina because it is tighter? Would you think that was "sexy" then?
                                  Don't eat the whole ones! Those are for the guests.

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                                    freebird1987 — 9 years ago(December 03, 2016 03:19 PM)

                                    A man can't grow his foreskin back.

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                                      BrickNash — 9 years ago(December 09, 2016 03:21 AM)

                                      This is very much a thing that is almost completely native to America. Nearly everywhere else including here the UK men are uncircumcised and everyone gets along just fine. No infections, no complains, no complications.
                                      It's nothing more than mutilation backed up by religious dogma that the American population have become conditioned too. The only acceptable reason for it is medical if the hood is too tight.
                                      That's it. If you use the cleanliness argument then that says to me that you obviously do not know how to keep yourself clean or you are so lazy that you need a part of your dick removed in order to do so.

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                                        Negasonic_WoodChipper_Warhead — 9 years ago(January 13, 2017 02:54 PM)

                                        wanders into this thread, only to immediately wander right back out again
                                        That's right! You're about to be killed by a zamboni!

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