Superman … better than you would think
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Slashdot 2 — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 08:06 AM)
So you wear a cape then? Bro, your obsession with Superman is so intense, I’m convinced if Krypton hadn’t exploded, you’d still be trying to buy real estate there.
You talk about Superman like he’s your therapist, your gym coach, and your imaginary best friend rolled into one—but he wouldn’t even save you if you were dangling off a cliff wearing a LexCorp shirt and begging in fluent Kryptonian.
You’re out here thinking Clark Kent is a personality template when really you’re just a guy in glasses with no job, no cape, and the charisma of a wet Daily Planet newspaper.
You’ve read Death of Superman 14 times and still haven’t realized that the real tragedy is your dating life.
At this point, you're not a fan—you’re a walking, talking Smallville gay filler episode. -
P.Error — 8 months ago(July 18, 2025 10:28 AM)
Superman is supposed to be the most alpha, machismo, charismatic person in the room.
It made be uncomfortable when Superman is the bottom betacuck to the very dom and alpha Mr. Terrific, and tough guy Green Lantern.
Superman squealed and his voice cracked, like Peter Brady going through puberty, when he was talking to these guys. He was intimidated by them. I got PTSD flashbacks of molestations that never happened.
Also,
Superman has told Tranny Lois and other superheroes his secret identity.
This is problematic.
We've already seen Green Lantern say the secret in the Daily Planet, where there are cameras.
People gossip. Accidents happen. There's no way that would not have traveled to the pocket-verse.
Superman saves no random civilian from an accident or natural disaster that isn't related to the villains: no train derailments, no dam breaking, no plane going down, no ship sinking, no flood.
He only saves people if he's already close by from a villain he's currently fighting.
Never lose your desire.
️ — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 08:08 AM)