Try Fucking Around With The Election Calls/Texts
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Politics
MortSahlFan — 5 years ago(October 23, 2020 07:58 PM)
My latest text (one of many)
Telemarketer: Hi Desire (?), it's Jen, a volunteer for Vote.org! (reply stop to unsubscribe). Early voting has started. Will you be an early voter?
Me: I'm voting for Mort Sahl. Do you still love me?
Telemarketer: I'm a volunteer with …. (run-on sentences with little meaning)
Me: I think I know you
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Slatch371 — 5 years ago(October 23, 2020 08:01 PM)
Telemarketer: Hi Desire (?), it's Jen, a volunteer for Vote.org! (reply stop to unsubscribe). Early voting has started. Will you be an early voter?
Me: Big Black Blurry Voice "Bitch! This is pay phone in uh Prison! Motha ****a!!!"
dial tone sound
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MortSahlFan — 5 years ago(October 23, 2020 09:24 PM)