What if you had this power?:
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元才 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:12 PM)
Well that's good. Everyone will have had their lunch (Apart from you) and be comfortable with the tasks they do daily. You'll not be waiting for anyone to come out and the person after you won't be waiting any longer than the time you've been allocated
After the test, a swifty at the pub (Tea or soft drink is acceptable), have a breather and then get on with your day.
They'll discuss all the avenues available to you should you feel uneasy with waiting for the results.
But medical staff, those who perform the tasks required, are always bright eyed and bushy tailed about the whole business. They know how serious this is for everyone
After you've got it done, pick out something nice for dinner and then try and relax
The biggest worry, really, should be what you have to eat tonight and getting a decent walk in tomorrow before your appointment -
元才 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:21 PM)
Anything to correct or add to for Slash dots dealing with their predicament Bentley?
You've just got a sore arse from being rogered up it so hard last time that modern Mills & Boons authors will be email you asking for notes about how the experience was
Poor Slash dot here is just looking for a bit of reassurance during some trying times -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:26 PM)
元才 said...
Anything to correct or add to for Slash dots dealing with their predicament Bentley?
You've just got a sore arse from being rogered up it so hard last time that modern Mills & Boons authors will be email you asking for notes about how the experience was
Poor Slash dot here is just looking for a bit of reassurance during some trying times
Anyone who takes medical advice from you will probably be dead in days. Stick to your comedy duo stuff with your retarded alter ego, please. -
元才 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:28 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Anyone who takes medical advice from you will probably be dead in days. Stick to your comedy duo stuff with your retarded alter ego, please.
Everyone is dead on a long enough timeline Bentley boy
And please, show me where I gave any medical advice -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:33 PM)
元才 said...
Everyone is dead on a long enough timeline Bentley boy
And please, show me where I gave any medical advice
"Depending on where they are taking the biopsy from you'll have a different experience.
Good news is that it is quick…"
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元才 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:40 PM)
dbentley666 said...
"Depending on where they are taking the biopsy from you'll have a different experience.
Good news is that it is quick…"
From you, that's medical advice.
I think we might have to have a little sit down and go over your "Words" again Bentley
That's not medical advice
That is talking through an experience which differs from person to person and relies on medically trained experts to do whichever particular skills are required for that particular issues
The expedience came because they weren't being seen in a US facility
I asked about that earlier, and they answered that they were not
I am glad though that you have shown everyone your extensive knowledge of what words and meanings are. Everyone can rest easy now knowing that not only are you fill of ****, but that you couldn't get an AI to rework something to make it seem that you are not
I hope Slash dot has a quick and painless experience and regales it to us all once they have been given results from it (Which I hope are good ones) -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:41 PM)
元才 said...
I think we might have to have a little sit down and go over your "Words" again Bentley
That's not medical advice
That is talking through an experience which differs from person to person and relies on medically trained experts to do whichever particular skills are required for that particular issues
The expedience came because they weren't being seen in a US facility
I asked about that earlier, and they answered that they were not
I am glad though that you have shown everyone your extensive knowledge of what words and meanings are. Everyone can rest easy now knowing that not only are you fill of shit, but that you couldn't get an AI to rework something to make it seem that you are not
I hope Slash dot has a quick and painless experience and regales it to us all once they have been given results from it (Which I hope are good ones)
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I said it was medical advice coming from
you
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元才 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:48 PM)
dbentley666 said...
I said it was medical advice coming from
you
, retard.
Again, these "Words" that you are using - they are not expressing your sentiment very well
I mean, you are right to call me a retard
But you have to remember that it is only in context when speaking with you
All you are letting people know is that I have to slow myself down, considerably, in order to converse with you
And so, when I am talking to you - I am indeed retarded
However, when I am speaking with other people - I try to meet them at their level of understanding.
Their understanding is almost always quicker than yours
Now, go back and practise your words some more. You'll be needing them soon
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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:49 PM)
元才 said...
Again, these "Words" that you are using - they are not expressing your sentiment very well
I mean, you are right to call me a retard
But you have to remember that it is only in context when speaking with you
All you are letting people know is that I have to slow myself down, considerably, in order to converse with you
And so, when I am talking to you - I am indeed retarded
However, when I am speaking with other people - I try to meet them at their level of understanding.
Their understanding is almost always quicker than yours
Now, go back and practise your words some more. You'll be needing them soon
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I'm glad you have admitted to being a retard. The rest was incoherent, as usual. -
元才 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 08:37 PM)
dbentley666 said...
I'm glad you have admitted to being a retard. The rest was incoherent, as usual.
Don't worry, "The rest" got read by those who understand why I admitted to being retarded when speaking with you -
bitchsurn — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:34 PM)
dbentley666 said...
Anyone who takes medical advice from you will probably be dead in days. Stick to your comedy duo stuff with your retarded alter ego, please.
Bobby-Juan learned everything he knows from AI. How could he possibly mislead anyone -
元才 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:24 PM)
You are very welcome Slash dot and remember that you are the absolute focus of everyone's attention tomorrow.
Everyone wants you in and out with no additional things to worry about
Relax and think of it as a mini-adventure which you'll enjoy sharing with other people in a similar predicament in the future -
bitchsurn — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:27 PM)
Just so you know, slash-dot, Bobby-Juan got all that bogus information he just gave you from the first hit he got from AI when he did a google a few minutes ago.
Bobby-Juan doesn't care what happens to you; tomorrow will be just another mentally retarded day in his mentally retarded life. -
dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:34 PM)
bitchsurn said...
Just so you know, slash-dot, Bobby-Juan got all that bogus information he just gave you from the first hit he got from AI when he did a google a few minutes ago.
Bobby-Juan doesn't care what happens to you; tomorrow will be just another mentally retarded day in his mentally retarded life.
You're ruining his benevolent advisor shtick! -
bitchsurn — 1 week ago(March 22, 2026 07:17 PM)
Actually, they will be in a hurry to get the dirty job done so they can clean up, finish their charting, and go home. They will rush through the job as fast as they can. Your best option is to reschedule shoot for being the first procedure of the day.