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    Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Religion, Faith, and Spirituality


    Baldy — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 05:25 PM)

    [Opening shot: A cartoonish depiction of Hell with flames and sulfur in the background. The camera zooms in to reveal Jesus and Satan sitting at a table, laughing and enjoying a meal together.]
    Narrator: Okay guys, picture this – Jesus and Satan chilling in hell, having a little dinner party together! 🤯
    [Quick cuts of Jesus and Satan sharing a meal, clinking their glasses, and laughing.]
    Narrator: Can you imagine the conversation these two must be having? "Hey Satan, these brimstone potatoes are lit!" 😈
    [Jesus and Satan exchange playful gestures, like Jesus pretending to sprinkle holy water on Satan.]
    Narrator: Talk about unlikely friendships! 😂 I mean, Satan might have a spicy reputation and all, but Jesus is showing us that love can conquer all, even in the depths of hell!
    [Cut to a shot of Jesus and Satan hugging each other, with a comical halo appearing above Satan's head.]
    Narrator: Hug it out, guys! Who would've thought that Jesus and Satan would be the ultimate bromance of eternity? 🔥
    [Quick montage of funny moments between Jesus and Satan, like sharing deviled eggs or Satan trying to tempt Jesus with chocolate.]
    Narrator: Whether you're in heaven or hell, it's all about being open-minded and finding common ground. Who knows, maybe this friendship is why hell isn't such a bad place after all! 😇
    [Closing shot: Jesus and Satan holding hands, walking into the fiery sunset together, both wearing devilishly charming smiles.]
    Narrator: So, next time you think about hell, just remember – those fiery flames may be hiding unexpected friendships! Stay open-minded, my friends! ❤️
    [End screen with a hashtag #HeavenlyBromance and other social media handles.]
    Narrator (softly): P.S. – Just kidding! Let's keep it light-hearted, folks! 😉

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      /.​ — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 05:28 PM)

      Wtf is this
      My password is password

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        Baldy — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 05:53 PM)

        Don't be upset, my Judeo-Christian fren
        https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSNepxssA/

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          /.​ — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 06:06 PM)

          Jesus only saves humans, why would he care about the devil?
          My password is password

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            Baldy — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 06:10 PM)

            Because Satan is his brother
            Both sons of God

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              /.​ — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 06:17 PM)

              Interesting. I don't really know much about this stuff. Does Jesus have a sister? 😏
              My password is password

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                Baldy — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 06:21 PM)

                Yes her name his Mary Magdalene

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                  /.​ — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 06:29 PM)

                  No, she was a hooker. Jebus was a pimp. Yo.
                  My password is password

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                    Baldy — 2 years ago(September 25, 2023 06:32 PM)

                    Jews mock Jesus by calling him jebus

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                      /.​ — 2 years ago(September 26, 2023 06:15 AM)

                      But calling him a pimp is a compliment.
                      My password is password

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