If A Christmas Carol were remade today, it would be so PC lol
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K-Spiffy BiggestNBlackest ā 6 years ago(November 25, 2019 06:43 AM)
Black Lives Matter would be protesting, and Scrooge would say something like, "Maybe if you guys had jobs you wouldn't be out here! If he listened to the cop, he wouldn't have gotten shot!"
Scrooge would run into a trans woman and call him a he, and everyone would be like, "that's the wrong pronoun! It's a she! You're a mean old jerk!"
Tiny Tim would be in a homosexual relationship with another boy who expresses interested in getting married, and Scrooge would say, "Marriage isn't for your kind, boy!"
At the end when Scrooge becomes a nice person, he'd say "Ahh, i shouldn't have said all those things."
Absolutely no mention of Christ like in the 50s version.
Then they'll say "Scrooge, I knew you were a sweet guy all along," Scrooge would say, "Guy? I'm gender fluid. This experience has taught me to be me true self. I go by they/them!"
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ļø Christina 1986-05-20 
ā 6 years ago(November 25, 2019 06:51 AM)Don't the girls look out-of-place?
I'm not sure who my favorite character is.
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āļø Christina 1986-05-20 ā 6 years ago(November 25, 2019 06:55 AM)
The ones laughing at the party and the one sister.
I don't know, but I like the Muppets and Mickey.
I haven't watched enough to know.
There must be children.
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CrystalRaindrops ā 6 years ago(November 25, 2019 07:04 AM)
More info:
A Christmas Carol is an upcoming fantasy miniseries based on the story of the same name by Charles Dickens. It is due to air on BBC One in the United Kingdom and FX in the United States in 19 December 2019. The three-part series is written by Steven Knight with actor Tom Hardy and Ridley Scott among the executive producers. -
MovieManCin2 ā 6 years ago(November 25, 2019 08:13 AM)
And at the end, Scrooge would ask the boy in the street if that lovely tofu turkey was still in the shop window, and the lad would respond
"Bugger off, gramps! I don't eat that ****!"
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
