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Lilith — 6 years ago(December 07, 2019 04:20 AM)
Hush, hush, sweet Crystal.
Nimda gets 10% off the top, but there's always room for another coconut sales-person. (See, around these parts, we're gender-neutral an' stuff). Coconuts are big stuff!
There's an opening in the marketing department. In fact, we're contemplating a new strategy for 2020: We're gonna sell clandestine coconut calendars! Conveniently conventional, cleverly cinematographic, and cool.
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CrystalRaindrops — 6 years ago(December 07, 2019 04:37 AM)
Why should nimda get 10% when we're doing all the work? We're using his platform to advertise, but that's not worth 10%. He can have 3% and free unlimited coconuts.
The coconut calendar is a good idea. Another good calendar idea is "The Men of Filmboards Dressed Up as Firefighters." 5% of the proceeds will go to coconut farms and fire stations around the world. -
Bongo — 6 years ago(December 07, 2019 04:37 AM)
I found it on the site… there's a link where you can see every month's photo:
http://jackass.net/2020/sba20/january.html
EDIT: You have a Rud
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Bongo — 6 years ago(December 07, 2019 04:57 AM)
thanks to someone else for making you both aware of the calendar cough
I assumed some of them were spoofs, but I Googled just that one. Are they all for real?
Apparently, stupid people
don't know
they're stupid.
️ Christina 1986-05-20 
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