"Sexy nurse" Halloween costume

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Kill all humans — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 10:57 PM)

It's like the whole purpose of Twitter is a competition to see who can get upset about the dumbest thing.

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:01 PM)

It is not a dumb thing when they get sexually harassed by patients who may have been motivated by that image.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:05 PM)

Good point!

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Kill all humans — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:07 PM)

Just because a couple people go too far doesn't take away the right for the rest of us to sexualize nurses.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:09 PM)

Not being able to sexualize nurses would negatively affect your quality of life?

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Kill all humans — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:13 PM)

If a sexy nurse now means going out dressed in baggy clothes without even a hint of titty then yes, it's very negatively affected. I am prepared to kill myself.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:20 PM)

There is plenty of "sexy nurse" content online that you can use to satisfy your desires.

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:00 PM)

OK OK I can take a hint.
I'll return the sexy nurse costume I got in case we should ever meet even though it was going to be for me to wear.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:05 PM)

Do you look like this in the costume?

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:06 PM)

If that is your fantasy, then yeah, I sure do!

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R. Kelly — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:12 PM)

I guess she doesn't have time to shave with the long shifts at the hospital. At least she still made time to hit the gym

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:18 PM)

She needs to be strong so she can turn patients over for sponge baths, rectal temperatures, etc.

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R. Kelly — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:31 PM)

Nana's post-prune juice bedpan isn't gonna lift itself

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:03 PM)

Each year, nurses take to social media to slam the costumes. Many say it's offensive that their jobs — which are life-saving and often involve not-so-sexy tasks like changing bed pans, administering IVs and performing wound care — are reduced to a sexual fetish.
That gives me an idea…
Every costume from now on should come with a bedpan.
Fake bodily function stuff to put in it to gross out any would be suitors is optional.

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:20 PM)

Start mass-producing these costumes before someone beats you to it!

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(October 10, 2021 12:32 AM)

First we have to go around to a few hospitals to steal them.
Just please make sure to grab only clean ones.

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Donna Acacia — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:32 PM)

Lol her tweet is funny.

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Aj_goodfellow — 4 years ago(October 09, 2021 11:37 PM)

One year at the hospital, one of the cafeteria workers decided she wanted to be a sexy nurse. Dressed in the “costume” you could practically see her ass hanging out and her tits were bulging out. A few nurses seemed offended. Usually we look all sloppy wearing scrubs.