Not ****ing pasta or spaghetti which google and youtube keep suggesting, but RAMEN noodles. Not a recipe for the whole t

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HollyJollyHanukka — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:51 PM)

And google is always right, yes?
Buy the noodles in the store. Less fuss.
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Aph the cat whisperer — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:52 PM)

Yeah, but the problem I have is if I buy instant noodles all the time I'll end up ten tonne tess like you.

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HollyJollyHanukka — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:55 PM)

They sell actual real ramen noodle. They aren’t instant. We buy them all the time. Both ramen and soba.
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soapbox original gangster — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:45 PM)

what a production!
my way: bowl, water, ramen, microwave, done in 3 minutes

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Shoe on head — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:46 PM)

Gotta use the stove, man.

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Shoe on head — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 02:14 PM)

Easy there, Lilith.
You'll have to go into Chinatown and find yourself a boyfriend.

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/․ㅤ — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 02:18 PM)

I've heard jumping into oncoming traffic is a great way to make homemade noodles.

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Aph the cat whisperer — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 02:57 PM)

Oh **** the noodles. I'm fasting for the rest of my life.

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Booger! — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:34 PM)

Hers a whole page of results…
https://m.youtube.com/results?sp=mAEA&search_query=how+to+make+ramen+noodles

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Shoe on head — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:46 PM)

Can you even use chopsticks?

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Aph the cat whisperer — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 04:54 PM)

Yes. The chinese gave me a fancy pair with an order one time so I learned how to use them lol

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LadyGigi Savige — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 05:47 PM)

That's why the Internet sucks. It never gives you what you want. It gives you what their sponsors want you to click on.
To make homemade spaghetti, you will need a tool.
This classic homemade spaghetti dough uses a simple ratio of 2 cups (approx. 250-300g) of '00' or all-purpose flour, 3 large eggs, 1/2 teaspoon of salt, and optionally 1/2 tablespoon of olive oil. Knead for 8-10 minutes until smooth, rest for 30-60 minutes, then roll and cut.

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/....... — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 07:18 PM)

i use wheat flour.

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sheetsadam1 — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 07:31 PM)

This video will show you how to build a pasta press and then make pasta with it:
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