Poll: Watermelon
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Dazed β 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 12:35 PM)
There was nothing about it that I thought it worth the hype. Having said that I'm fairly sure I developed an allergy to melon about 10 years ago because chopping it up gave me a scratchy throat. I steer clear now.
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Joc Spader β 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 02:58 PM)
I thought you were talking about personal watermelons until I saw videos of grape sized tiny one. I was going to say those personal melons were only created within the last 20 years via altering the way they grow.
Tell you whatβ¦When I send my ex-wife her moneyβ¦you can lick the stamps. -
I'll be back β 8 months ago(August 02, 2025 06:59 AM)
A super cold watermelon eaten outside on a picnic table with friends and family on a hot day in the shade of a big tree is one of life's most joyous experiences.
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Sounds incredible. Add a boombox blasting out some Beach Boys and I'm in.
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Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 

After seeing the size of those bad boys on tiktok I'm like ya can **** right off with these little things.