I had one of those tins of beans & sausages

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MLRD — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:20 PM)

A man's got to eat.

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Loki — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:25 PM)

But does a man have to eat mystery meat that's been in a can for a couple of years?

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138 — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:54 PM)

It's how he maintains his physique.
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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:27 PM)

Ear proper food. This is why you look the way you do.
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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 08:49 AM)

Lol, it's funny you say that cuz I got some recently. I was thinking back to the crap I ate as a kid and wanted to see what I thought of them as an adult
"One of your 5 a day"

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 08:50 AM)

FUCK SAKE I JUST REALIZED IT SAYS SPAGHETTI

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:27 PM)

Give it to the child
My password is password

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:52 PM)

I can't. He's coeliac

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:57 PM)

Bless the sweet child
My password is password

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 08:51 AM)

lmao 1 of your 5 a day!!!
My password is password

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MLRD — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:19 PM)

How was it?

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Aph the cat whisperer — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:52 PM)

Dunno, it's been sat in the cupboard next to a tin of ravioli since I bought it

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Vlad. — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 09:17 AM)

Lol.
When I was a kid I had to read some stupid book about World War I. I’d eat salami and pretend I was in the trenches to set the mood. Take a swig of whiskey before the Allied artillery onslaught
Stop.

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 09:21 AM)

Make sure to move positions any time you fire. Muzzle flash gives your position away to enemy snipers.
eats another salami
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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 12:19 PM)

That's one thing I've never eaten salami. Just the name sounds unappealing to me.
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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 02:30 PM)

salami can be good and can also be absolutely revolting
pair it with a nice cheese some bread and a glass of wine , yes
one of my buddies in elementary school always came to school with a packed lunch and his mom usually made him a salami and cheese sammich but she slathered the **** out of the bread with butter and i’m literally gagging just thinking about it

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 02:32 PM)

Is it similar in taste to pepperoni?
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MLRD — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 03:04 PM)

You're grossed out that a sandwich had butter on it?

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𝕤 𝕚 𝕩𝕩𝕩 𝕤 𝕜 𝕚 𝕟 𝕤 — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 03:08 PM)

an OBSCENE amount of butter
like if i grabbed u by ur gut and wrung u out like a wet towel , all the goo that would hit the floor , that amount

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138 — 2 years ago(April 12, 2023 02:40 PM)

The name put me off for a long time, but I was in a situation where I was sharing a muffaletta and I started liking it, realizing it was similar to pepperoni. How I started liking olives too.
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