I had a piece of candy.
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hungryinconway ā 3 years ago(October 31, 2022 11:01 PM)
What would be your reaction if she came trick or treating at your door? I would give her enough candy to propel her into a fatal diabetic coma, but make sure I moved her off my lawn first so her ghost didn't hang around bothering me.
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hungryinconway ā 3 years ago(November 01, 2022 01:50 AM)
Do you also hand out beers to thirsty adults?
There was some old woman who didn't have the foresight to buy any candy, so she invited people in to pick out something from her pantry or refrigerator. It was pretty awkward, but I did score a nice can of refried beans.
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hungryinconway ā 3 years ago(November 01, 2022 05:53 AM)
He's actually practicing to qualify for the 2024 Olympic Canadian Curling team, to fulfill his lifelong dream after injuring himself in junior high after setting himself and his hometown on fire in 1952 during a curling exhibition at his school, when 80% of the population drowned after escaping the blaze by jumping in the bay even though none of them could swim, and severely burning himself as well, dashing his Olympic dreams for more than 7 decades when they disqualified him from competing until an appeals court finally overturned the ruling earlier this year.
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The Kraken ā 3 years ago(November 01, 2022 02:12 AM)
My daughter brought me home a Halloween cupcake and a rice crispier treat.
I noticed the more I eat sugar the more watery stools I have. Or maybe it's the caffeine. I need to reduce the amount of caffeine I consume.
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