Do you ever look at all the canned food you just bought
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Ajgoodfellow — 6 years ago(March 18, 2020 06:40 AM)
Out of corona virus panic and think, “how the hell am I going to eat all of this?”
Like why the **** did I buy lentil soup? I ****ing hate that stuff. But it’s all that was left. I bought the last two cans of soup at Walgreens (clam chowder) and I’m thinking, “how hungry am I going to get before I eat this?”
I mean I like clam chowder and all but just the idea of eating it out of can that’s been on the shelves for months if not years just doesn’t sound appealing.
What are we gonna do with all this canned **** in our houses now?
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL -
Ajgoodfellow — 6 years ago(March 18, 2020 06:48 AM)
Because there’s like nothing on the shelves any more. My mind goes into worst case scenario mode. Every apocalypse end of times zombie toxic virus movie **** rushed to the forefront of my brain.
And my toilet paper! My ****ing toilet paper still hasn’t arrived after two weeks!
Do you know what it’s like to wipe your ass with your bare hands????
Ok neither do I, but it
could
happen.
All this disaster stuff
could
happen.
It could, you know.
Serious.
Hey Diddler, Diddler….the cat and the fiddler LOL -
Ajgoodfellow — 6 years ago(March 18, 2020 07:03 AM)
The California governor said public schools probably won’t reopen until fall. That’s like 6 months. This **** could be going on for six months.
Don’t spare a square. Just sayin.
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MovieManCin2 — 6 years ago(March 18, 2020 08:33 AM)
In extreme emergencies, tp becomes more valuable than gold. That's why I keep two 30 = 60 packs of Charin in my basement
"bunker"
at all times. Added to the ones I bought two days ago, I now have 82 rolls!
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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hungrytheheretic — 6 years ago(March 18, 2020 10:32 AM)
You're a dumbass.
Even in the best of times and circumstances you would never live long enough to use all that.
But when **** does finally go south, which will be less than 2 weeks from now according to my sources who say this is far worse than they are letting on to avoid even more public panic, you'll be the first to die as looters target you first.
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MissMargoChanning — 6 years ago(March 18, 2020 01:01 PM)
All this disaster stuff could happen.
It could, you know.
Serious
In that case, you will eat your Lentil Soup and the Clam Chowder, and after a nice healthy crap fest, hop in the shower and hose your ass down good.
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