Share a funny food-related mishap
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TheReturnofCountSuckula — 9 years ago(June 28, 2016 08:57 PM)
I accidentally cut loose with an audible fart at a business luncheonI smiled and said "sergeant who?"
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Well gooooolly, Sgt. FarterI didn't think you had it
in you
( Sergeant Vince Farter, USMC)
"Stick with me, baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk." -
TheReturnofCountSuckula — 9 years ago(June 29, 2016 09:40 AM)
One of the funniest scenes from my favorite movie!
Was that from Caddyshack? Would you believe I've never seen the whole movie? But man I miss Rodneyeven after all this time I still can't believe he's gone.
How 'bout that crazy madras jacket he was rockin'
"Stick with me, baby, and you'll be fartin' thru silk." -
No_Socks_Here — 9 years ago(June 29, 2016 11:18 AM)
Count, you just gotta rent this flick! I miss Rodney too, but there's another great comedian in this movie who's now goneTed Knight. Besides the hysterical dialog, the sight gags abound. One of the all-time greatest comedies!
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TheReturnofCountSuckula — 9 years ago(June 29, 2016 12:52 PM)
"Ted Knight"
TN was out of his mind, lol! He was SO FUNNY, especially on the old MTM show. Check out this clip from back in the dayit really made me, lol.
re:Caddyshack
Oh I've seen Caddyshackit's hysterical! I just have never sat down and watched it from start to finish.
Rodney was a comedic genius as far as I'm concerned. THE funniest man who ever walked this earth. He's definitely on my "Mount Rushmore of Comedy" along with George Carlin, Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphyhonorable mention goes to Martin Short.
sigh
It's good to laugh, no?
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BoingFwip — 9 years ago(June 29, 2016 01:02 PM)
I've probably shared this one before, but it's worth repeating.
My baby sister and I were latchkey kids growing up. That would never happen in this day and age. One mild February day we came home from school and she announced that she was hungry and wanted to make some food for herself, at eight years old she was starting to get more independent so I told her to go in the kitchen and pick out what she wanted. She came back holding a packet of ramen noodles. I told her to cook it in the microwave for about 3 minutes and come get me when it was done so she wouldn't burn herself taking it out. I didn't even have to wait the three minutes. The smell of burning plastic had me running into the kitchen just before the Tupperware bowl burst into flames. She didn't put any water in the bowl. The stench was so horrible that I had to open all the windows and we evacuated the house until my parents came home. My mom almost yelled at me about the windows until she walked in the house, where the evidence was still lingering.
My mom still laughs about that story. Needless to say, my sister didn't make anything else before first asking exactly how to do so.
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DeltaHomicide — 9 years ago(June 29, 2016 06:04 PM)
OHHH! As soon as I read that a younger sibling cooked instant ramen in the microwave, I had a feeling they'd either forget to A) take the packaging and flavor packs out or B) add water.
Those noodles are manufactured with some kind of preservative wax too, so the stench must've been putrid. -
fiatlux-1 — 9 years ago(June 29, 2016 06:17 PM)
That story reminds me of a friend in high school. Her sister loved Andes Mints, and she liked them melted.
Well, one day she must have decided to melt them herself unsupervised.with the foil wrapper still on.
Sparks galore! Luckily there was no fire!
I'd say this cloud is Cumulo Nimbus.
Didn't he discover America?
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koskiewicz — 9 years ago(July 03, 2016 03:55 PM)
one more:
Back in the late 1970's, I was a supervisor in a midnight shift computer room. We had a modest eating room with a microwave oven. One fine night, one of my techy's decided to place two eggs in the shell in the microwave. About a minute into the cooking, there was an audible "thud"and it was obvious that the eggs exploded. I had this fellow clean the mess up which took the better part of his mealtime. It gets betterthe very next nightshift, the same techy brought in 2 eggs again, but this time cracked them open into a microwave safe dishw/o breaking the yolksand yessir, they exploded again!!!
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rotomato — 9 years ago(July 03, 2016 08:43 PM)
More spilled drinks
Just boarded a plane on a flight from Salt Lake City to Atlanta. I ordered a Bourbon; my neighbor ordered a Coke. I'm on the aisle as usual and since my neighbor is settled in, I fasten my seatbelt naturally. So my seat mate, Linda from San Jose, CA, yes, I'm talking to you, immediately knocks her full Coke in to my seat. I jump up but my seatbelt prevents me from moving and because the seats are leather/pleather, every ounce of the cola soaks in to my light colored khakis. These are not heavy duty material pants mind you. They're very light thin cotton comfortable 15 hours on a plane type pants.
So I unbuckle and jump up making a bit of a ruckus ripping the plastic off my blanket and start wiping my bottom area. The flight attendant tells me I need to sit down as people are trying to board but after I show her what happened she brings over a couple of fresh blankets and tucks them on my seat hoping they will absorb some of the Coke from my pants. Didn't work. I sat in wet pants for 4 hours.
When we arrive in Atlanta, I ask Linda how I look and she says fine. On my way out, I ask my flight attendant the same and she gives me a look and shakes her head. Yup, looked exactly like, well, you know. I ended up running around looking for a clothes store and ended up buying some very overpriced and ill-fitting pants at the Atlanta airport, nearly missing my connection.
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elephuntingun — 9 years ago(July 03, 2016 09:19 PM)
I was sitting at a lunchroom table at work one day when a guy I barely knew who barely spoke english
let alone was able to read it was eating something out of a can with a fork.
I assumed it was tuna and didn't think much about until his buddy sat down next to him, looked over and told
him he was eating cat food.
9 Lives Tuna
To his credit it did have a picture of a fish on the label.
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rotomato — 9 years ago(November 03, 2016 03:37 PM)
Last week's grape incident
My routine is to remove grapes from their stems and rinse thoroughly with hot water followed by cold to get them back down to temp. This time as I turned to leave my kitchen I dropped the bowl and watched 25-30 grapes go bouncing and rolling all over the floor.
After gathering all the grapes and re-washing them, I was heading to the couch when I had a feeling that grapes had sneaked there way under the refrigerator. I got down on the floor and despite seeing nothing, I rolled out the refrigerator to discoverzero grapes. What I
did
discover was a lot of dust and of course a cleaning was in order.
So I got out the Black & Decker and spent a few minutes vacuuming not only the floor but also the back of the refrigerator. All set right? Nope. Since I had gone this far, I may as well give the area a good wipe down so out came my bucket and a couple of rags.
Whew. Too much work for a bowl of seedless grapes.
