I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow
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geewizzz — 2 years ago(August 03, 2023 08:03 AM)
Family members have had it, they survived it, but you have other options if you don't want one.
Depending on whether you have symptoms of colon issues or just routine check, you could do a Stool DNA test instead.
Hope you are ok though.
Are you okay? -
dbentley666 — 4 days ago(March 29, 2026 03:38 PM)
Where is Juan when you need him? According to him it's all over very quickly, people are very nice (they don't sodomize you while you're under), and they e-mail you pics of your asshole as soon as it's all over.
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JohnKerr — 4 days ago(March 29, 2026 04:51 PM)
I have a colonoscopy
on a weekly basis
Sometimes on a bi-weekly basis
It is a wonderful
experience!
I often wonder why I don't have one done every day
Everyone
should have this done as often as possible
It doesn't hurt
and it is always done with the most precision
I have had so many done on me
that between that
and AI
I often flounce in to the hospital and help out
There is nothing to worry about
because the good chaps
that perform this procedure
are always bright eyed and bushy tailed
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slashdotty — 3 days ago(March 29, 2026 09:11 PM)
Thank you so very much, Saint Kerr.
You have already done so much for me: my left testicle was biopsied instead of the needless prostate biopsy that was originally scheduled; now, because of your precision advice, the inner lining of my aorta will be expertly repaired with even more precision. After this is done, even though I had one performed last month, I am going to schedule another colonoscopy in hopes that you will be able to precisely guide a precision team of surgeons through performing a precise colonoscopy on me.
Please kep up all your good work. -
JohnKerr — 3 days ago(March 29, 2026 10:59 PM)
You are quite welcome
slashdotty, my good man
And when you arrive
just flounce on into the procedure room
like you own the place
and if they have any questions
just have them contact me, and I will guide them through the procedure
and you will be shipshape
and bright eyed
and bushytailed
and you won't have any problems
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 