Boy loses testicle while bending over to pick up a golf ball

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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 26, 2023 10:37 PM)

I think "He tried to retrieve a ball only to lose another" is pretty good.

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fun with socks and jane — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 12:13 AM)

So? He still ended the game 2 under par?
You’ll have to forgive me. I don’t really know the rules of golf
Light travels faster than sound. That's why people seem bright, until you hear them.

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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 05:25 AM)

I'm pretty sure that works, but I haven't played mini golf in a while.

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:18 AM)

Testicular ascent
My password is password

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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:20 AM)

That makes it sound like it's going to heaven. I'm picturing a testicle with wings and a halo now.

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:21 AM)

When I read the title I thought he bent over to pick the ball up and got whacked in the nuts by another golfer's ball.
My password is password

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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:24 AM)

I think I thought of something like that too (either a whacking or lightning strike) when I first saw the article's title.

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:26 AM)

Are you on Movie Chat?
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:28 AM)

No, are you?

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:31 AM)

Yes, I saw a few threads similar to yours on there. Someone must be copying you.
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:38 AM)

I'm looking now. I see the Barbie one, but it was in the news, so a lot of people heard about it.
Whoa, the three-word response thread is there too! That article was suggested to me, so it must've been suggested to others too. It's still weird seeing two of the same threads there the same day, though. At least the thread titles are different.

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/.​ — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:42 AM)

You're my favourite linker of news.
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CrystalRaindrops — 2 years ago(April 27, 2023 06:50 AM)

Thanks!
Am I your favorite movie/TV trailer poster too???