What is your facial routine?
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Sith — 7 years ago(August 03, 2018 01:32 AM)
The boner saber battle has begun.
Ignites bigger boner saber
The enormous glow from my boner saber blinds you temporarily. You realize you are outmatched and you get on your knees to worship the LORD. I saturate your face in sith lightning. You leave defeated, but happy. -
Vlad. — 7 years ago(August 03, 2018 01:53 AM)
And then I return and it's the Attack of the Clones. Putin grabs you from behind as Vlad ignites his penis into your abdomen and begins to pump it full of sith lighting. You will pay the price for your lack of vision, says the Phantom Putin, whose dick is now enters your ass sans lube.
Putin unleashes a second volley pf sith lightning, "I hope you enjoy the colon cleanse you stupid bitch!" He says as Vlad backhands you and grabs you be the throat, then spits in you mouth and unleashes a torrent of lightning down your throat as he jams his penis saber in said orifice.
Good, good they both moan in ecstacy, and continue firing the lightning into your body as your clitoris explodes.
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Sith — 7 years ago(August 03, 2018 02:15 AM)
Then you wake up, wishing your dream was reality. You plan a triumphant comeback, but you realize your body no longer produces sith lightning. "It's over," you say with a heavy sigh. You know you must retire and pass the torch to the next generation.
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Aoabai — 7 years ago(August 02, 2018 11:51 PM)
I’ll answer if this thread is successful, but considering how many mock threads there are about me, I doubt this thread will be successful. I doubt anyone will want to talk to me now. Thanks a lot, PA. You stupid, slimy, parasitic, psychotic, bastard!
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NZer — 7 years ago(August 02, 2018 11:56 PM)
I'm answering, because I want you to know that I'm taking this thread seriously. The only trouble is - I don't really have a facial routine. I wash my face in warm water, no soap. I apply a little moisturiser with sunscreen, and that's it.
Sorry it's not more exciting. I'm waiting to hear what yours is.
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NZer — 7 years ago(August 03, 2018 12:02 AM)
My skin is OK. I've always believed that what you eat, goes into your bloodstream and feeds your skin. What you put ON your skin, doesn't do a great deal at all. Eat well. No crap. Lots of water. Fruits and vegetables - you know the drill. That's it.
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Aoabai — 7 years ago(August 03, 2018 12:22 AM)
Totally!
So, this thread is dead. I told you! Fucking, PA! It’s fine, though. I don’t make a lot of threads, anyways. And it’s not like I’m trying to make friends here. So, if no one wants to talk to me, it’s not a big deal. -
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