What is your pampering routine?

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DojoDanny — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:23 AM)

Mom out for the night and your coming up out of the basement to get into her stuff again?
Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

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Aoabai — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:25 AM)

First of all, I live in the first floor of this apartment building. Not the basement. And second of all, I am alone. How did you know that?
But, all of my beauty stuff is MINE!

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DojoDanny — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:50 AM)

Did you borrow PE's cat as well???
Flawless victory. Another one for the good guys.

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Vlad. — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:25 AM)

I get a blowjob and don't do anything in return?
What the **** is pampering?
Stop.

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Pig — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:25 AM)

That's dumb
Not human

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Aoabai — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:26 AM)

Why so mean, piglet? You’re normally so nice?

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Pig — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 03:09 AM)

People just want to turn me into bacon or ham or a football.
Not human

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broken — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 03:11 AM)

Awwww
no one here will eat you or use you as a football
i aim to misbehave

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Pig — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 03:24 AM)

Not human

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Αdmin — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:26 AM)

ohhhh i love threads like this.
take a full day, go to the gym first. long hot shower/bath (a shower in which i lay down in the tub and let the water fall on me). shave everywhere. rub lotion all over. mani-pedi followed by something tasty. come home and tweeze whatever needs tweezing. order something i really like for delivery. get the house super cold. take an edible and drink some cider while watching action movies wrapped up in a huge fluffy blanket and of course, no bra. falling asleep on the couch always feels like a luxury so if that happens it's best.
obviously shaving and tweezing are things i do anyway, but i really love grooming. i want to try some mud masks and such because i've never done those but i am getting really interested in skin care, especially as i get older.
have you milked your prostate today?

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broken — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:28 AM)

Older?! You're like 22!
i aim to misbehave

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Αdmin — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:29 AM)

wrong!
i noticed my skin is drier and more uneven in the last couple years. i'm good with it, just gives me more chances to pamper.
have you milked your prostate today?

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broken — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:33 AM)

You'll always be 22 to me! Because if you're getting older… that means I'm getting older
i aim to misbehave

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Αdmin — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:33 AM)

time is a cruel wench
have you milked your prostate today?

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broken — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:35 AM)

Edit: maybe it was too mean.
i aim to misbehave

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Αdmin — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:42 AM)

i don't know how old either of you are
have you milked your prostate today?

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Aoabai — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 03:13 AM)

Nimda is ancient.
Lol, poor Nimda we all badmouth him and he never comes out.

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Pig — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:31 AM)

That's dumb
Not human

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Αdmin — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:32 AM)

you're ****ing dumb, you walking sausage
have you milked your prostate today?

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Pig — 7 years ago(August 01, 2018 02:34 AM)

That was hurtful
Not human