I was almost a hero today.
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Pets and Animals
-- wot -- — 1 year ago(March 13, 2025 07:07 PM)
That white cat was stuck up a tree in the car park. I opened my window to smoke and saw it, I noticed it right away because this cat is white as snow and the tree had no leaves in it and there was a little girl literally in a pink coat at the bottom of said tree patting on fence trying to beckon the cat to come down.
I know this sounding rather Cliché, small child in pink looking on at her pretty white cat stuck in a tree, but it was happening lol.
The cat kept on making timid attempts to get lower down the trunk but kept going back up so it was clearly stuck or too scared to make the final jump, probably dont know that it is capable of surviving a freeking 7 story drop right? lol.
A neighbour lady who was going into the apartments noticed this and went over, and a few seconds another lady came out of the same apartments, the mother of the pink child I guess, and they all just stood around like helpless female women.
I aint a good climber, but the cat was not at the very top of the tree and there was a waist high mental fence I could have stood on that would have extended my full reach to about 11 foot.
I went to put my shoes and coat on, the whole time thinking " god I hope this cat dont freak out and claw my face off in front of the women "
before i went out i checked on the situation one more time and there was another hero on scene, a male, seemed to know the neighbour lady so i am guessing she buzzed him while i was dressing, he was already standing on the mental fence reaching out to the white cat of destiny, and he ended up being the hero that day. The cat went RIGHT to him too when he reached out, making him look even more angelic to the onlookers.
It should have been me
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-- wot -- — 1 year ago(March 13, 2025 07:13 PM)
It's ****ing gay too because i have always wanted to meet this white cat, I have just never saw it when not smoking out my winda lol this was my one shot, my one opportunity, and I let it slip.
Maws spaghetti
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-- wot -- — 1 year ago(March 13, 2025 07:37 PM)
Fuck you, my inner Mongolian is perfect, top ****ing kek in fact. Take back what you said, apologise and go sit in the corner for ten minutes facing the wall ya knob.
- Lunges at Masher and has to be held back by Hep and Rocketman, the only 2 filmboarders who can somewhat match his strength when combined *
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Wu Ming — 1 year ago(March 15, 2025 04:17 AM)
Mr Guy Mandude esq March 15, 2025 09:21 AM
Member since January 21, 2020
wot? I have never fed this cat tuna, Sophie.
Yah, it was salmon not tuna, sorry…huge difference.
https://www.filmboards.com/t/Pets-and-Animals/Remember-that-asshole-white-cat-I-told-you-all-about%3F-3558668/
And I'm as much
"Sophie"
as you are
"Martin"
. 🤪
Martin 🤪 (Dieter Krebs) -
hungryinconway — 1 year ago(March 15, 2025 12:18 AM)
It could have been you getting your dick sucked tonight by those appreciative milfs but ohno it couldn't because you are too lazy to have shoes on your feet in the middle of the day like a normal human being.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.
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