ALL animals are cute.
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Pandora β 1 month ago(February 28, 2026 08:05 AM)
Yessssss!! Like pug bacon or labrador steaks
Our labradors enjoy the most luxurious lives of all our dogs, hence their higher price! After they're born, they spend about 6 months in a pasture. After their pasture time, we auction some off for slaughter. We send some dogs to feedlots, where we have the dogs crammed into tight pens for 6 months, forced to stand in their own excrement. We slaughter most labs between 18 and 22 months. (If this sounds familiar, it's the same treatment as cows used for meat.) Price is per pound!
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Pandora β 1 month ago(February 28, 2026 08:31 AM)
Yeah and you can have golden retriever milk on your cereal cos there's nothing weird at all about drinking the breast milk of another species
We impregnate our golden retrievers once a year to force them to continue providing fresh milk for your coffee, cereal, and baking needs. We take their puppies away immediately after birth to prevent the pup from drinking any milk intended for you, our customer! Most of the female puppies will join our line of dairy dog moms. Some will go the way of our male pups, enjoying a short life in puppy veal crates, where they endure isolation from their mothers or any other companions before we slaughter them. That lack of movement makes them super tender! After four or five years, a mother retriever's milk production will drop and she will be βspentβ and sent to slaughter herself. Spent mother retriever is affordably deliciousβif you don't have room in the deep freeze, you can always split one with your neighbor!
Delicious fresh doggy milk! Mmmmmmmm!
