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    Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(November 24, 2020 03:05 AM)

    1. "umop apisdn" is "upside down" spelled upside down with different letters of the alphabet.
      Amazing.
    2. Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPad than she did to the building of the Great Pyramid.
      Exactly. And Cleopatra was Greek and white.
    3. Some of the apples you can buy in a grocery store are over a year old.
      Ewww.
    4. Every Froot Loop tastes the same. The color doesn't matter. Kellogg's.
      I've suspected this since I was like 5 years old.
    5. Woody from Toy Story has a full name too β€” it's Woody Pride.
      Sounds like the name of a gay porn star.
    6. And while we're at it, Mr. Clean's full name is Veritably Clean.
      I call bullshit on this one. Some marketer made that up.
    7. The word "swims" has a secret:
      What's the secret?
    8. France was still executing people with a guillotine when the first Star Wars film came out.
      The U.K. needs to bring back the guillotine for the royal family.
    9. The words "Pacific Ocean" are a good example of how difficult English can be:
      And?
    10. The unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.
      I thought the national animal of Scotland was a closeted gay male?
    11. North Korea and Finland are separated by one country.
      πŸ‘
    12. Anne Frank, Martin Luther King Jr., and Barbara Walters were born in the same year, 1929.
      Damn, I didn't know she's that old!
    13. The probability of you drinking a glass of water that contains a molecule of water that also passed through a dinosaur β€” you know, dinosaur pee β€” is almost 100%.
      I'm never drinking water again.
      69: The "ueue" in "queue" is silent.
      No, only the "eue" is silent. But that doesn't apply to French anyway where the spelling makes perfect sense phonetically.
    14. And so is the "ea" in "tea.".
      I see. You're claiming we only pronounce queue & tea by the first letter. I find this specious and need proof.
    15. Turtles can breathe out of their butts.
      Nasty.
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      NZer β€” 5 years ago(November 24, 2020 06:24 AM)

      The word "swims" has a secret:
      Turn it upside down and it still is 'swims'

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        Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(November 24, 2020 06:33 AM)

        That's a stretch though.
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            Platonic_Caveman β€” 5 years ago(November 24, 2020 08:01 AM)

            No. I've always been open with Hep about what I think. He also grew up in a small rural town. I'm talking about every other gay Scottish guy I've met online.
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              Innocent Bystander β€” 5 years ago(November 24, 2020 04:33 AM)

              Turtles can breathe out of their butts.
              So can I, why am I not on the list?

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                Margo β€” 5 years ago(November 24, 2020 11:47 AM)

                Lame ass topic.
                https://youtu.be/iPUwtyZglQI
                https://youtu.be/QRTNm6GLJYI

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                  πŸ‘¨πŸ»πŸ’© πŸΆπŸ’© β€” 5 years ago(November 24, 2020 09:09 PM)

                  You and your topics are LAME!
                  β€œCall a SPADE, a SPADE; and a TRANNY, a TRANNY, or an IT!!!”.
                  "THAT'S SOME BAD
                  SHIT
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                  HARRY
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                    MovieManCin2 β€” 5 years ago(November 25, 2020 08:46 AM)

                    MAGA! FAFO! 😎 Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. 😎 Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 😠

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                      Forthinone β€” 5 years ago(November 25, 2020 01:02 PM)

                      1. Every Froot Loop tastes the same. The color doesn't matter.
                        Now I'm pissed.
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                        ha β€” 5 years ago(November 25, 2020 02:30 PM)

                        Humans share 60% of their DNA with bananas.
                        And the other 40% with spiders.

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