Went kayaking today

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 04:15 AM)

Was paddling happily along until an alligator gar leapt out of the water and sank its teeth into my leg. I screamed and fell out of the boat. Thrashing about in the water, I managed to pry the creatures teeth from my leg while yelling for help. Doggie paddling in blood soaked water a boat approached me, and I swam for the ladder. In my own panic, I started started climbing the ladder before the motor was turned off. I stuck my other leg out for support and had it completely sheared off by the turbine. I’m now dying in the hospital but no one will attend to me due to all the Coronavirus cases.
Fuck this ****in’ virus, mayne.

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The<>Mechanic — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 04:17 AM)

Is Pagg the attending nurse?
Ho Ho Ho

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 04:18 AM)

There is no ducking nurse

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hungrytheheretic — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 04:20 AM)

Nevermind all that. Did you or did you not get the beer?
Bring. More. Sheep.

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-Thirsty- — 5 years ago(April 07, 2020 04:40 AM)

No, that’s why I’m in so much pain from withdrawals as well.
I was on the way to the drive thru Beer Boat. I could see it through tear streaked eyes, bumping on the waves as my body was dragged under.

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