Movies Are For Idiots
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — Film General
DefendAreCulture — 5 months ago(October 11, 2025 08:50 PM)
I have just returned home from the cinema and I have to say I am furious at the way so many people acted. We have all experienced ignorant people talking loudly in the cinema, but what I went through today went way beyond the usual annoyances.
I had just finished a long day at work and me and a couple of colleagues decided to chill and go see a dope movie. Big mistake.
We took our seats and everyone was chatting. This was fine as the movie had not yet started. However, when the movie did start there was this guy sat a few rows in front that continued talking very loudly. I ignored him for a few minutes but he just kept on and on until I had enough. I walked up to him and screamed at the top of my lungs 'This is a cinema you stupid prick, now shut your Goddamn mouth before I put my boot up your ass'. He told me to F off so I grabbed him and threw him off the balcony. He fell about 20 feet and had to be taken to hospital.
So we started watching the movie again and about 10 minutes later this teenage girl behind me starts eating popcorn really loudly. I turned around and shouted as loud as I could that she should shut her mouth. Then her CELL PHONE WENT OFF. This was the last straw. I grabbed the phone and threw it against the wall with all my might. It smashed into tiny pieces. As the audience applauded me I screamed in her face 'get out of the cinema you ugly whore'.
Another 10 minutes passed and this ignorant old man a few rows down started having a coughing fit. I had run out of patience by this point. I walked up to him, put my hand menacingly on his shoulder and gently said 'either stop coughing or I will kick the crap out of you old man'. He immediately left the cinema.
At this point a member of staff approached me and said that there had been complaints made about me. ME! I grabbed her by the throat and screamed in her face 'I am defending the people who are trying to watch this movie in peace you stupid bitch'. I then violently threw her down the stairs and she struggled to her feet and she faced a lot of jeers and popcorn throwing from the audience.
Then as I went to sit down, these two idiot kids at the very front started talking and laughing. My colleagues wouldn't let me do anything so I had to just put up with it for the rest of the movie. When the movie was over, I confronted the dad and told him to never bring his kids to the movies again. He told me to mind my own business so I lost my temper. I whooped his ass in front of his kids and then I stormed out of the cinema in a fit of fury.
I was so mad about the experience that when I got home I trashed my apartment and killed my dog.
Very angry.
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AnthonySocksss — 5 months ago(October 11, 2025 08:53 PM)
Now this is cinema
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DefendAreCulture — 5 months ago(October 11, 2025 08:54 PM)
Eat my ass cheese buster. You send meaningless replies and flood my thread with pointless crap that does not contribute to the debate we are trying to have here. I bet you're an unemployed rat.
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AnthonySocksss — 5 months ago(October 11, 2025 08:55 PM)
Lol I don’t even know hoo dah fuq yew are
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AnthonySocksss — 5 months ago(October 11, 2025 08:56 PM)
Rude
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AnthonySocksss — 5 months ago(October 12, 2025 02:10 AM)
I’m Spartacus
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NZer — 5 months ago(October 11, 2025 09:10 PM)
Oh you're back again with the same schtick. Carry on.
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— 5 months ago(October 12, 2025 02:16 AM)This from someone who uses ARE in their username INSTEAD of OUR which is the CORRECT one!!
It’s “Defend OUR Culture, NOT Defend ARE Culture”!!
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Paul P. Powell — 5 months ago(October 12, 2025 08:40 PM)
I agree with your basic assertion, namely that theater-goers these days behave atrociously. This is corroborated everywhere.
Martin Scorcese has publicly admitted that he can no longer endure attending a movie in a theater.
Primarily, the most offensive factor is the smartphone. You can find his remarks by doing a search of recent news articles.
Maybe someday theaters, churches, and all similar venues will ban signal (all but 911 signal) as they should have been doing all along.
Anyway while I concur with your ire, you'll pardon me I'm sure if I find your anecdote a little hard to lend credence to. Seems like a bit of creative short-story writing.
It was fun to read, but I can't put any stock in it.
But nevertheless, keep up the good work.
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DefendAreCulture — 5 months ago(October 12, 2025 08:52 PM)
I mean, I was literally just describing in detail what happened. It was my way of venting. I wouldn't waste my time typing it if it didn't happen.
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