Bongo
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l am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 23, 2026 11:46 PM)
I prefer the word retarded for my type, so you’re trolling off of a
false premise
, you gaslighting windbag whose existence is a miscarriage in logic!
Pwned, and my nurse says I’m an excellent driver every time my diaper gets changed!
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hungryinconway — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 12:57 AM)
If he keeps posting he's going to take this.
It's all up to him now!
What will bongo do?
Slink away in defeat or boldly campaign for what is his by right?
Stay tuned.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep. -
I am the Bongoman — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 02:11 AM)
If this is your way of trying to deflect
from the beating I gave you in bentley's "colored fonts" thread, it's not working.
You're in a weaselly retreat and that's funny, internet tough guy and
fatboy.
Bentley has totally lost it… his momma needs to come pick him up and put him to bed. -
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dbentley666 — 1 week ago(March 24, 2026 03:45 AM)
White man: Taxi!
Bongo Abdullah: Yassuh, sahib, my cab is awaiting your pleasure immediately sir.
White man: Take me to the airport, and step on it!
BA: Step on what, sir? I am not comprehending the English that well. I was born in Karachi, sir.
White man: Shut the **** up and get started, Paki! Good grief, what is that smell????
BA: Sorry sir, I was eating some pungent chicken tikka masala and I had a small accident, sir. Not to worry I will spray the cab with some ersatz Armani for counterpoint, sir!
*White man takes another cab
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