So much is happening in my life this last year!
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Afroman — 4 hours ago(April 01, 2026 04:06 PM)
I down in the jail a few times over a few misunderstandings that they is never able to prove but very frustrating when they lock me up and only let me out for activity hour hanging upside down from the tree by my feets while the evil monkeys torment and taunt me without mercy! Then some fool send an anonymous tip that I am dealing drugs from the hotel and me nans place got raided while they look for the drugs and make a mess of the place they find absolutely nothing since I already did all the drugs me own so I mock them with no mercy online posting a video of them doing dumb stuff and looking so foolish they cry to they lawyers and now want to sue me for mental anguish because they are so pussies!
Some crazy womans also say I knocked her up put a baby in her so she want money i have no money so i spent some time hiding while my halfwit cousin Jerome run the shop the mermaids finally catch up to me and beat me almost to death but I escape they wrath and now here I am making my grand return after 1 year away!
Hopefully in this next year I have much less cool adventures than in last years time!
Keep on smiling!