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/.ㅤ — 3 months ago(January 01, 2026 01:14 AM)
For someone who admits they haven't had sex in a decade friends with benefits means internet **** buddy. My password is password.
Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 04:37 PM)
Idk who you are
Clever Hans — 3 months ago(January 01, 2026 11:32 PM)
i guess that's why i'm always just a dick to you
/.ㅤ — 3 months ago(December 30, 2025 02:14 PM)
OMG My password is password.
Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 30, 2025 02:28 PM)
Shut up
Bear Blaze — 3 months ago(December 30, 2025 02:34 PM)
Millard is a lucky guy.
BennyMuso82 — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 01:59 PM)
What the difference between a real dick and a dildo. Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture
xx — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:01 PM)
You never had a real dick? Following azn.
Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:05 PM)
Honestly? The temperature
BennyMuso82 — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:11 PM)
Can you put the rubber dildo in the microwave or oven. Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture
Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:14 PM)
Idk Soaking in hot water seems to do the job fine
xx — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:15 PM)
Didn't you pick up an std from a dildo? Following azn.
Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:17 PM)
How does one pick up an std from their own dildo?
xx — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:19 PM)
Maybe it was second hand. Following azn.
Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:21 PM)
That's just silly
BennyMuso82 — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:15 PM)
I busted had a trillion pound idea. The HEATED Dildo. Plug in and charge up , with 5 heat settings. Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture
Aph the cat whisperer — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:18 PM)
That would make a killing during the winter
BennyMuso82 — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 10:59 PM)
You think it's a good idea? Chopper: I'm just a bloody normal bloke. A normal bloke who likes a bit of torture
soapbox original gangster — 3 months ago(January 01, 2026 12:11 PM)
Soul venom has already filed a us patent on your idea
xx — 3 months ago(December 31, 2025 02:11 PM)
Ever tried a dildo in ur ass? Following azn.
