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Little dirty joke that will go completely over many heads!

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    johnmichael-2 — 9 years ago(January 18, 2017 10:24 PM)

    I am, of course, aware of all that and don't need to be told. I happen to think the two examples I gave aren't funnythey are creepy and cross the line in a children's book: an adult is reading an otherwise delightful book about children and suddenly comes across a French phrase that means "orgasm", put in there for no reasonweird, isn't it? You can hear the author snickering. The movies you mention wouldn't go that far.
    Methinks you doth protest too much
    A phrase which here means: "It sounds like you're projecting. Many children's books and almost ALL children's films have plenty of double entendres. The only thing that's creepy is how fixated you are on it."

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      dinseywrold — 9 years ago(January 29, 2017 02:23 PM)

      Bitch please. They put that in there so kids will feel smart when they know what it means.

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        jbaker1-2 — 2 months ago(January 04, 2026 09:07 AM)

        You're entitled to your opinion. The rest of us are entitled to think you're a prudish twit who never gets invited to parties.
        There are 8.2 billion people in the world. 8.19 billion of them have never heard of and don't give a fuck about Charlie Kirk. Get over it.

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          zack_attack120 — 9 years ago(January 15, 2017 11:03 PM)

          I also was dismayed and made uncomfortable by the plot point of Count Olaf attempting to marry 14-year old Violet. This was also bad taste for a children's book.
          But that's the
          plot
          . That's the whole point. It's supposed to be uncomfortable.
          Someone is on your side,
          No one is alone.

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            islandtalkfree — 9 years ago(January 15, 2017 01:33 PM)

            I think that cuckoo snake clock in Montgomery Montgomery's house said it all and Poe's reaction was hilarious!

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              Belle-Et-La-B — 9 years ago(January 15, 2017 10:57 PM)

              I noticed that too and thought it was HILARIOUS. XD
              "I wrote this all on my own"

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                mondobrin — 9 years ago(January 17, 2017 12:04 AM)

                There was also the line "I don't care if you have an audition for Equus! Get over here!" in Reptile Room.
                For those that aren't familiar, Equus is a play about a young man with an unhealthy obsession for horses who gouges out their eyes after he tries to screw a girl in the stable and can't maintain an erection.

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                  WickedRising — 9 years ago(January 17, 2017 12:16 AM)

                  Caught that too

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                    Nightstar_INC — 9 years ago(January 17, 2017 07:22 PM)

                    Here's the dirtiest joke.
                    "I'll touch anything I want" and he is touching Violet in a creepy way.

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                      Stovepipe99 — 9 years ago(January 26, 2017 05:12 PM)

                      To me that wasn't so much a joke as a really creepy threat. I kind of preferred the movie's approach to this plot point, which was to make Olaf entirely fixated on the money and not even seeing the kids as people, much less having sexual interest in them.
                      Earlier in that same episode, the hook-handed henchman catches Violet. He calls down to Olaf and we don't hear what Olaf says but the henchman replies something like "No, I won't boss. I know she's yours." I mean, gross.
                      I really liked the "Land ho!" joke and the "little death" joke. I think they're the kind of wordplay that adults can appreciate but that would sail harmlessly over the heads of most kids.

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                        twofacetoo — 9 years ago(January 18, 2017 06:57 AM)

                        My favourite was:
                        Uncle Monty: "Tell me Stephano, where exactly did you study herpetology?"
                        Stephano: "I know nothing about mouth sores!"

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                          kermitkid — 9 years ago(January 29, 2017 02:09 PM)

                          I don't get that joke

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                            Ranguvar18 — 9 years ago(January 30, 2017 04:13 PM)

                            Herpetology: Study of reptiles, especially snakes.
                            Herpes: Sexually Transmitted Disease, one of the symptoms is mouth sores. Olaf was confusing the two.
                            Geek Girl

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                              johnmichael-2 — 9 years ago(January 18, 2017 10:20 PM)

                              LOL the joke was not lost on me. I loved it.

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