Thank you, Donnie The Diddler, for bringing measles back to the USA!
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元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 09:40 PM)
677aa24c1b3965d5723687cb938c792e said...
Don't be bitter Juan
It is okay that your girlfriend was a chatbox from Amazon named Alexa
Juan: "Alexa, I want you to be my stewardess today!"
Alexa (in a soothing but slightly robotic voice that Juan finds arousing): "I am sorry, Juan, but no-can-do; stewardesses have not existed since 1980. Would you like me to be your flight attendant?"
Juan: "Will you still be my exotic girlfriend from another land?"
Alexa (in the same voice that Juan finds sexually pleasing) : "Yes, Juan, and in that capacity I can continue to fulfill your seemingly limitless imaginative fantasies."
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So the steward thing is solely in the U S of A? -
faf33a4ca828f9d28fa360c04805f6f2 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 10:53 PM)
元才 said...
Are you denying a voice that isn't protected under your constitution?
Here you go, Juan,
The Summer Of '17
or The Ballad Of Juan And A Flight Attendant Named Alexa
as sung to the tune of
Summer Of '69
Song by Bryan Adams
Juan got his first real chatbox
Bought it at the Amazon
Played with himself 'til he couldn't pee
Was the summer of '17
he and some bot from Amazon
Had an imaginary relationship and he tried real hard
The chatbox broke out of warranty
he should've known he'd never get far
Oh, when he looks back now
Alexa seemed to last forever
And if he had the choice
Yeah, he'd always want Alexa to be there
Those were the best days of Juan's life
Ain't no use in reality
When Juan's got a fantasy flight attendant
he spends his evenings on filmboards
And that's where he became a world traveler, yeah!
Living in his mama's basement
he ordered a new chatbox from amazon and it took forever,
Oh, and when it finally got there
he knew that it was then or never
Those were the best days of Juan's life
Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of '17, oh
Man, he was killin' time
He was young and bored with reality
He needed to unwind
But Alexa can't last forever
Forever, no
Yeah
And now the times are changin'
Look at all Juan's fantasy stories that have come and gone
Sometimes when he plays with Alexa
He thinks about what went wrong
Living in his mama's basement
Alexa told him that it would last forever
Oh, and when he held himself
he knew that it was then or never
Those were the best days of Juan's life
Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of '17, uh-huh
It was the summer of '17, oh, yeah yes]
Juan and Alexa in '17, oh, oh -
元才 — 3 months ago(December 12, 2025 10:56 PM)
faf33a4ca828f9d28fa360c04805f6f2 said...
Here you go, Juan,
The Summer Of '17
or The Ballad Of Juan And A Flight Attendant Named Alexa
as sung to the tune of
Summer Of '69
Song by Bryan Adams
Juan got his first real chatbox
Bought it at the Amazon
Played with himself 'til he couldn't pee
Was the summer of '17
he and some bot from Amazon
Had an imaginary relationship and he tried real hard
The chatbox broke out of warranty
he should've known he'd never get far
Oh, when he looks back now
Alexa seemed to last forever
And if he had the choice
Yeah, he'd always want Alexa to be there
Those were the best days of Juan's life
Ain't no use in reality
When Juan's got a fantasy flight attendant
he spends his evenings on filmboards
And that's where he became a world traveler, yeah!
Living in his mama's basement
he ordered a new chatbox from amazon and it took forever,
Oh, and when it finally got there
he knew that it was then or never
Those were the best days of Juan's life
Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of '17, oh
Man, he was killin' time
He was young and bored with reality
He needed to unwind
But Alexa can't last forever
Forever, no
Yeah
And now the times are changin'
Look at all Juan's fantasy stories that have come and gone
Sometimes when he plays with Alexa
He thinks about what went wrong
Living in his mama's basement
Alexa told him that it would last forever
Oh, and when he held himself
he knew that it was then or never
Those were the best days of Juan's life
Oh, yeah
Back in the summer of '17, uh-huh
It was the summer of '17, oh, yeah yes]
Juan and Alexa in '17, oh, oh
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How did I know you'd be a Bryan Adams fan?