Melting down, retard?
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dbentley666 — 6 months ago(September 06, 2025 02:46 AM)
He said, "My name is Bongo
I drive a cab at night
I try to speaka English
But I cannot get it right
In daytime I go filmboards
It is an awful plight!
That Bentley, he is pwning me,
He is giving left and right
Others they are laughing
It is a woeful sight
I am calling upon Lilith
But she is avoiding the fight!
Then I try my English
I use some words I know
Everyone is laughing
And telling to me: No!
Some are even implying
My mother is a ho!
I am using words like “counterpoint”
But Bentley somehow knows
About my Urdu phrase-book
Which I balance on my toes
As I drive my cab around
Receiving many blows. -
dbentley666 — 6 months ago(September 06, 2025 02:47 AM)
He said, "My name is Bongo
I drive a cab at night
I try to speaka English
But I cannot get it right
In daytime I go filmboards
It is an awful plight!
That Bentley, he is pwning me,
He is giving left and right
Others they are laughing
It is a woeful sight
I am calling upon Lilith
But she is avoiding the fight!
Then I try my English
I use some words I know
Everyone is laughing
And telling to me: No!
Some are even implying
My mother is a ho!
I am using words like “counterpoint”
But Bentley somehow knows
About my Urdu phrase-book
Which I balance on my toes
As I drive my cab around
Receiving many blows. -
dbentley666 — 6 months ago(September 06, 2025 02:58 AM)
Trebbor said...
Deflection ^
He said, "My name is Bongo
I drive a cab at night
I try to speaka English
But I cannot get it right
In daytime I go filmboards
It is an awful plight!
That Bentley, he is pwning me,
He is giving left and right
Others they are laughing
It is a woeful sight
I am calling upon Lilith
But she is avoiding the fight!
Then I try my English
I use some words I know
Everyone is laughing
And telling to me: No!
Some are even implying
My mother is a ho!
I am using words like “counterpoint”
But Bentley somehow knows
About my Urdu phrase-book
Which I balance on my toes
As I drive my cab around
Receiving many blows. -
Trebbor — 6 months ago(September 06, 2025 03:23 AM)
dbentley666 said...
He said, "My name is Bongo
I drive a cab at night
I try to speaka English
But I cannot get it right
In daytime I go filmboards
It is an awful plight!
That Bentley, he is pwning me,
He is giving left and right
Others they are laughing
It is a woeful sight
I am calling upon Lilith
But she is avoiding the fight!
Then I try my English
I use some words I know
Everyone is laughing
And telling to me: No!
Some are even implying
My mother is a ho!
I am using words like “counterpoint”
But Bentley somehow knows
About my Urdu phrase-book
Which I balance on my toes
As I drive my cab around
Receiving many blows.
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More ^
desperate
deflection by the unhinged mongo who can't control himself.
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity. -
dbentley666 — 6 months ago(September 06, 2025 03:26 AM)
Trebbor said...
More ^
desperate
deflection by the unhinged mongo who can't control himself.
You are a foolish old man who is obsessed with his dignity. You hate being mocked, and it angers you inordinately.