The WORST Zombie Flick? WORST?
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mr_nosco — 19 years ago(November 25, 2006 04:17 AM)
I never laughed so much whilst watching a zombie flick!
The widlife footage cracked me up every time it reared its head for starters, and some of the stuff that goes on in and around the movie had me in fits. Like when the reporter just strips of all her clothes and goes running of into the jungle coz she spent "A year at some tribe", Quality! pmslf! Then the lead soldier guy trys and chats her up not so long after he and his totally pathectic looking geriatric S.W.A.T Team take over the landrover, by saying Hey! if we had met in a coctail bar we'd be in the sack by now! summat along those lines wtf its hillarious.
For the zombies in the flick some where ok, some were great, and some looked like they had forgot to go in make up and walked on set and the crew just went arggh what the hell and filmed em any way.
hahaa
I loved the granny Zombie with the rat feasting on her insides at the house. She was impressive! One of my fave Zombies so far.
Yeah its not great but its funny as hell. -
pimproj45 — 19 years ago(January 21, 2007 06:07 PM)
I will acknowledge that this is funny and somewhat bad considering that it is an hour and 43 minutes! and some of the great films of all time are not as long!
The dub is so bad its good, cause you will watch some one stare into the jungle and it cuts to an animal on an open plain with no jungle in sight.
But someone has to say that the musical score with those guitar riffs just f*%#ing rocked!
All in all, every director of a zombie flick has stolen from everyone else and any film revolving around the undead is usually bad. -
krispik — 19 years ago(February 28, 2007 04:47 AM)
Worst movie I've ever seen. Bar none.
Half the time the light was so bad, all you could see was random motion. The other half, it jumped to bright daylight Wild Kingdom footage.
Elephants charging in New Guinea? Jackals and hyenas? Native women skinning a zebra in the village? Wtf?
Horrible. Not in a good way. -
Charlie_Foxtrot_Company — 19 years ago(March 13, 2007 08:28 PM)
Zombie Laketo this date the only film ive ever literally fallen asleep while watching.
House of the Dead 1 & 2.
Both were horribly bad but two just tooking the f'ing cake. Notice how they had like ten minutes before the missle strike, yet like the film went on for like thirty more before it actually happened? And im sorry you do not survive getting chopped in half by the waist and come back for a sequel. Sorry Elise, I loved ya in Haloween but i only felt sorry for you in these two clunkers. -
smonly — 18 years ago(April 28, 2007 03:11 AM)
The original music score is done by the Italian pop band, Goblin, both on this and Dawn of. So I cannot really blame on Goblin to use the same score, but I wanted to see it changed with leaving the Goblin taste in. Lucio Fulci's score man Fabio Frizzi did the same scheme on "Zombie" and "City of the Living Dead".
Speaking of Goblin, it's just my personal comment, but I thought it was funny to find "a clip of" Dawn of the Dead soundtrack in the zombie comedy, Shaun of the Dead. -
smonly — 18 years ago(April 28, 2007 03:14 AM)
The original music score is done by the Italian pop band, Goblin, both on this and Dawn of. So I cannot really call it "rip off", but I wanted to see it change with leaving the Goblin taste in. Lucio Fulci's score man Fabio Frizzi did the same scheme on "Zombie" and "City of the Living Dead".
Speaking of Goblin, it's just my personal comment, but I thought it was funny to find "a clip of" Dawn of the Dead soundtrack in the zombie comedy, Shaun of the Dead. -
projectcyclops — 18 years ago(October 10, 2007 10:09 AM)
The Revolting Dead is possibly the worst I've seen, that or Zombie Chronicles. Both were unwatchable for me. Day of the Dead 2: Contagium is extremely bad as well. It's easier to watch a film like Virus as it has a vague nostalgic charm being so old, the ones I've mentioned were made in the 2000's and just look like they were thrown together by a couple of stoned 17 year olds with a DV Camera.
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ianh45 — 18 years ago(October 14, 2007 11:13 AM)
i really like this flick. it makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.
as for the worstwell nightmare city is up there (that ending made me want to kick my tv screen in) but i've got to give that dubious distinction to Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (the whole thing made me want to kick my tv screen in). awful, just awful. -
lazarillo — 18 years ago(October 24, 2007 12:52 PM)
The worst movie zombie movie ever made would might be quite a feat if you're including all the recent shot-in-the-backyard-with-Dad's-digital-camacorder-and-sold-to-suckers-on-the-internet epics of recent years. Most of those are just plain unwatchable. This, or perhaps "City of the Walking Dead" or the aforementioned "Incredibly Strange Creatures" might be called "the worst zombie movie, that is still unintentionally entertaining".
Also, don't forget about the (mostly Italian) "zombie porn" films like "Erotic Nights of the Living Dead" or "Porno Holocaust" or my personal favorite English-language title "Erotic Orgasm" (is there another kind of orgasm?). The idea of trying to combine undead zombies and flesh-eating with softcore (or sometimes hardcore) porn is every bit as ridiculous as anything in this movie.
Exterminate the Brutes! -
JR-76 — 18 years ago(December 25, 2007 12:41 PM)
Not even close to the worst. Any tool that says that has not sat through Return of the Living Dead 2,4 and 5 or the beep Dawn of the Dead 2: Contagium or Zombie Lake (and it takes a LOT for me to pan a Euro Trash zombie movie)
Or watch Les Revenants I dare you. -
helletichojo1425 — 18 years ago(December 27, 2007 12:21 AM)
I'd like to think that I know a lot about crap movies. Hell of the Living Dead is by all means a total crap movie. But it's the right kind of crap movie. It's totally absurd, the dubbing is amazingly bad, the wildlife footage spliced into it is hysterical, everything is a total beep in a good way. I totally don't understand how people who call themselves zombie movie fans can say that this movie is the worst zombie movie ever. I mean, it's got blood, guts, bad dubbing, and boobs, which to me sounds like the perfect formula for this kind of movie. I also can't see how people say that this is the worst zombie flick considering that there are movies like Zombie Lake, Oasis of the Zombies, and Alien Dead out there. Again, these are still crappy, crappy, crappy movies, and they still have that certain so-bad-it's-good kind of charm to them, but they do totally suck. Especially Oasis of the Zombies. What a turd of a movie that was. I'd also like to point out that nobody has nominated Alien Dead for worst zombie movie of all time. I don't know if too many people know about it, but if you love bad movies, then it's totally one to check out. It pretty much has no redeeming value to it at all. But it's still better then Oasis of the Zombies.