You're what some people call "a bit slow."
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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 29, 2025 02:55 AM)
sheetsadam1 said...
He's not once made an appearance in the ongoing thread devoted to the topic, so I'm guessing never.
He has a bizarre prose style, which he seems to have acquired from reading the backs of biscuit tins and operating manuals for toasters and such. I think he's spent much of his life stacking boxes in a grocery. -
Trebbor — 8 months ago(July 31, 2025 01:27 AM)
dbentley666 said...
He has a bizarre prose style, which he seems to have acquired from reading the backs of biscuit tins and operating manuals for toasters and such. I think he's spent much of his life stacking boxes in a grocery.
Retard ^
who lives
on his made
up stories.
Bentley is a walking, talking premature ejaculation of desperation & stupidity. -
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Trebbor — 8 months ago(July 31, 2025 06:04 AM)
dbentley666 said...
He seems peculiarly enraged today. Nursing home attendants must have forgotten to change his diaper again.
I own both of you.
Reply if you agree.
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Damien Thorn 666 — 8 months ago(July 31, 2025 06:14 AM)
dbentley666 said...
He seems peculiarly enraged today. Nursing home attendants must have forgotten to change his diaper again.
Indeed. Notice how he has been replying to comments from the other day, accusing us of needing to get the last word? That’s self-ownership on a brand new level.
“There are no atheists in foxholes, eh?”-Keith Jennings from the Omen. -
dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 31, 2025 06:16 AM)
Damien Thorn 666 said...
Indeed. Notice how he has been replying to comments from the other day, accusing us of needing to get the last word? That’s self-ownership on a brand new level.
Complete loss of grasp of objective reality. The poor fellow must be sobbing and soiling his diaper as he types….
He's given up actually thinking. All he's got is:
"I own both of you.
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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 28, 2025 08:09 PM)
One day, when he was thusly roaming, he saw a strange creature with long matted hair, snaggly teeth, and pendulous breasts. Despite its monstrous appearance, Randy correctly surmised that the creature was female: some sort of Sasquatch that preyed on human flesh!
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/.ㅤ — 8 months ago(July 28, 2025 08:15 PM)
Victim claims Bentley is the one melting down to deflect from the amount of their time he has wasted.
Please stop proving me right, Anna.
I want to be wrong about something, it is not good for the SOUL to be so permanently correct about things.
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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 28, 2025 08:18 PM)
Research has linked Neanderthal genetic variants to skin and hair color, behavioral traits, skull shape and Type 2 diabetes. One study found that people who report feeling more pain than others are likely to carry a Neanderthal pain receptor.
Anna must be suffering a lot when she's kicked around!