"Trebbor" seems to be winding down
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Archived from the IMDb Discussion Forums — General Discussion
dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 27, 2025 01:50 AM)
The dogpiling is depressing him, I think. Not much of the usual retard energy today. He's just going through the motions. Even hungry calling him a bald ****** elicited only weary acquiescence….
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dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 27, 2025 02:00 AM)
Here's my Kafka (Metamorphosis) parody of Bongo:
Bongo K awoke from a troubled sleep and found himself transformed into a gigantic cockroach. He lay on his back and looked at his many little feet, waving helplessly in the air. He tried to get out of the bed but found he couldn’t. His back was a huge convex carapace, and he simply rolled back every time he tried to get up. He had two large antennae projecting from under the woollen cap he wore to bed, and they waved almost as rapidly as his little legs.
“What shall I do?” he wondered. “I have to get to filmboards and defend myself against the hundreds of malicious attacks that are doubtless being made this very moment! I have to copy-paste my usual nonsense in response to every attack, and pretend to laugh very hard, though I feel like crying.”