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    dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 10:24 PM)

    I saw an aged aged man,
    A-sitting on a gate.
    "Who are you, aged man?" I said,
    "And how is it you live?"
    And his answer trickled through my head
    Like water through a sieve.
    He said, "My name is Turda
    I drive a cab at night
    I try to speaka English
    But I cannot get it right
    In daytime I go filmboards
    It is an awful plight!
    That Bentley, he is pwning me,
    He is giving left and right
    Others they are laughing
    It is a woeful sight
    I am calling upon Lilith
    But she is avoiding the fight!

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      sheetsadam1 — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 10:26 PM)

      Shades of Gibran. Except rather than being a wise sage, Turda is an utter dipshit.
      Draft Barron Trump

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        dbentley666 — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 10:28 PM)

        It's homage to Lewis Carroll, who is himself parodying Wordsworth.

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          MissMargoChanning — 8 months ago(July 11, 2025 10:34 PM)

          Re: Now that I've thoroughly defeated Al Turda
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          » 5 days ago(July 06, 2025 02:28 PM)
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          I see the things you post. Your problem isn't exactly easy to miss. eyes.gif
          You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
          Fasten Your Seatbelts….
          It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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