https://babylonbee.com/news/jasmine-crockett-hits-campaign-trail-to-axe-for-votes
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MovieManCin2 โ 3 months ago(December 13, 2025 04:11 AM)
https://babylonbee.com/news/jasmine-crockett-hits-campaign-trail-to-axe-for-votes
HOUSTON TX:
Touting her new campaign slogan
"Uh-Uh, No You Di-Uhnt!"
, Crockett hopes to unseat Senator John Cornyn in the 2026 midterms.
"I ain't playin' baby girl, I runnin', which is why I be axing you fo yo votes."
said the Rhodes graduate.
"We out here talkin' 'bout showin' up, makin' noise, and actually usin' that ballot like it matter - cause it
do.
Every time we dip out on election day, somebody else be makin' choices for us, and that ain't the move."
According to sources, Texans are reportedly close to understanding one of two of the words Ms. Crockett said in her launch speech.
"Are there subtitles?"
asked local man Roger Dowell.
"Poor girl, they usually have a translator when they don't speak English."
Crockett responded by condemning Dowell for inexcusable bigotry.
"Dat cracka be RAYcist,"
said Crockett.
At publishing time, the Crockett campaign had stated that all previous videos of the candidate not using ghetto slang were AI deepfakes.
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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MovieManCin2 โ 3 months ago(December 15, 2025 06:00 AM)
Yep, and this
mouthy, lying, dumb bitch
will
NEVER
win a Senate seat in Texas or any other
red state.
Even
she
knows that. So there's obviously a hidden ulterior motive for this insane run.
BTW, MTG resigned, so there's one less mouthy bitch in Congress.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. -
MovieManCin2 โ 3 months ago(December 15, 2025 06:02 AM)
A
stupid, mouthy, lying leftard bitch!
What a combo! If her false eyelashes were any longer, she could flap them
and fly away!
NO WAY she wins a Senate seat in Texas!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. -
MovieManCin2 โ 3 months ago(December 15, 2025 06:09 AM)
Duh!
But in this case they're correct. I've watched this dumb bitch for months now. She's a
lying, mouthy, racist leftard
who thinks speaking ghetto makes her cool. And those are her
good
qualities.
She she will get
SMOKED
in the Senate race.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. -
MovieManCin2 โ 3 months ago(December 15, 2025 07:04 PM)
Sometimes they are
very correct,
as in this case. Never say
never or always
. Both are
wrong.
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. -
MovieManCin2 โ 3 months ago(December 16, 2025 06:09 AM)
It's
not
racism. I don't dislike her because she's black. I dislike her because she's a
lying, racist leftard bitch!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. -
MovieManCin2 โ 3 months ago(December 16, 2025 06:31 AM)
No I'm not. I don't care about the color of her skin. I dislike her politics, her racism, her stupidity and her lies. I dislike her because she's a
leftard moron!
MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.
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