Captain Kirk is insane!
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bitchsurn — 1 month ago(February 24, 2026 02:05 AM)
by Bosley Crowther » 20 hours ago(February 17, 2026 08:40 AM) | Send PM | Reply | permalink
Member since November 25, 2025
Back in my youth, as a horny teen, we didn't have internet porn. Hell, you didn't even get to see dirty magazines unless you found one at the gay bar.
Most of the time we had to settle for naked old men at the YMCA.- wait a beat
To this day I can't jerk a guy off unless he's soaking his false teeth while he takes a shower.
@Steve Lake
- wait a beat

