BREAKING: Trump signs EO shutting down all libraries!
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JustinCase — 7 months ago(August 29, 2025 09:08 PM)
Washington D.C.
The White House
Just minutes ago President Donald Trump signed an EO shutting down all libraries all across the country in every community, "effectively immediately."
"I don't read books. Why should anyone else? Books are boring. I'm not. We are going to replace them with what will be Trump Centers where everyone can learn all about their favorite and best president of all time. Me! And besides, libraries can be hiding places for those illegals with all kinds of nooks and crannies and secret little rooms in them to hide from my beautiful ICE agents. People kept finding them in there and were always coming up to me to do something about it. We know they weren't reading since they don't speak our language anyway."
Democrats are complaining that this is just yet another part of Trump's war on freedom of the press and speech.
As for those, "Little free libraries," that you might have in your neighborhoods?
"We are looking into how to remove those next. If anyone out there can hear this and you have a fire place and a chainsaw feel free to burn the books and knock that thing down! Just cut that thing down! Use that saw for what it it meant for. Cutting. Have some fun! It will save us a lot of money and trouble. Believe me."
How you die does not redeem how you lived. - A black pastor on the life and death of Charlie Kirk