How soon is too soon for a pity bump?

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元才 — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 05:07 PM)

Once three different posters (No Slash dots allow) have made an appearance in the thread the insult is almost always gone
Although a well placed bump on an ancient thread to illustrate someone's opinion from before can have massive comedic output

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Booger! — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 05:20 PM)

Sound observations!

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MissMargoChanning — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 06:26 PM)

It's never too soon.
No. This bump was not out of pity.
You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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MissMargoChanning — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 06:32 PM)

You asked a pretty question; I've given you the ugly answer.
Fasten Your Seatbelts….
It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night!

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StoneColdZombies — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 06:32 PM)

Within seconds, that’s how my mentor taught me and that’s how I do it.

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Booger! — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 06:38 PM)

That's like the premature ejaculation of insult posts

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StoneColdZombies — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 06:44 PM)

I can’t maintain an erection these days so I have to overcompensate when I can.

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Booger! — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 06:51 PM)

They got pills for that I'm told

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Cheeky — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 08:09 PM)

I quite enjoy a premature ejaculation
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Booger! — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 08:13 PM)

Why cum?

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Cheeky — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 08:15 PM)

It's just my preference
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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Booger! — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 08:17 PM)

That seems odd but whatever rox your sox

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Cheeky — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 08:24 PM)

It is different, yes
If we take the time to see with the heart and not with the mind, we shall see that we are surrounded completely by angels ~ Carlos Santana

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soapbox original gangster — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 07:13 PM)

there are two kinds of pity bumps in the world, those with loaded guns and those who dig.
no, wait, that's from Good, bad, ugly.
there's a PB posted out of concern that the OP feels bad that little or no action. then a PB posted from malice and snark.
then you have the azn2 variety: a PB&J: pity bump & jealousy.

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Booger! — 1 month ago(February 20, 2026 07:19 PM)

Very well thought out!

And pity bump and jealousy was elite class!