Professional Tesla Bomber Forced To Take Second Job As Bernie Rally Attendee
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MovieManCin2 — 1 year ago(April 02, 2025 02:08 AM)
https://babylonbee.com/news/due-to-tough-economy-professional-tesla-bomber-forced-to-take-second-job-as-bernie-rally-attendee
PORTLAND OR: Devin Hansbrough, a successful Tesla Dealership firebomber, said that while gigs for George Soros have been steady, they aren't enough anymore. He now works a side job being paid to attend Bernie rallies.
"Fortunately I enjoy both jobs, so it's not too much of a hassle. I'll wake up about noon in my parents' basement, spend a few hours making Molotov cocktails, do some surveillance on the next Tesla dealership I've been given directions to vandalize, torch some Cybertrucks, and then travel to the next Bernie rally to pick up my paycheck. It's not a bad gig, plus it helps me pay for soy lattes and avocado toast."
At publishing time, Hansbrough had contacted the Sanders campaign to let them know he would miss the next rally due to being arrested on charges of domestic terrorism related to last week's Tesla bombing.
MAGA! FAFO!
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder. 
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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(April 02, 2025 10:46 AM)
What is there to comment on?
You are posting "satirical" articles from someone who is clearly suffering from brain damage and it's unclear whether you are taking them seriously because you are so immensely stupid it's possible you are also some kind of parody account.
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