my watch stopped/is running slo

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Elle — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:24 PM)

My phone died. I had to wash the dishes.

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 05:07 PM)

My phone still dies and I wash dishes by hand…cope and seethe!
The line was busy…which still applies at my mom's place
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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Elle — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 05:09 PM)

only the very old have line in phones.

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Dazed — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 03:29 PM)

I didn't know that cigarettes were dangerous.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 05:10 PM)

Oh ****! Dazed going back…way back!!!
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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Dazed — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:07 AM)

So why do people still smoke?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:14 AM)

Stress!!! I mean they're eating the pets and wildlife for Christmas sake dazed!!!
Ah ****… Christmas is right around the corner…puff puff puff
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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Dazed — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:26 AM)

Smoking is something I miss so much but I hate with a passion.
I'd love to do it again but know I'd never stop until it took me to my grave. So I can never again inhale that smoke into my lungs…
Can I uber 20 Marlboro lights?
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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/.ㅤ — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:28 AM)

Smoking is amazing. I plan to take it back up when I'm in my 50s or 60s.
My password is password.

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Hepocles — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 09:40 PM)

The dug ate my cloud based homework
Alba gu bràth

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 09:43 PM)

That Dug is a rascal!
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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Dazed — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:08 AM)

I still have homework based nightmares.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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Hepocles — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:11 AM)

I sometimes have anxiety dreams about being late for an a-level exam. I have to remember my actual age when I wake up.
Alba gu bràth

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Dazed — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:23 AM)

I missed nearly a whole year of General Studies A level study due to skiving and being a gross single parent at 16 but mostly skiving. I still have dreams about Mr Monroe asking me where my homework is and who the **** I am.
You stupid fuckers, you know who you are.

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Hepocles — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 11:02 PM)

I know you don’t like me simping for internet girls but I’m really keen to prove my virility
Alba gu bràth

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 11:18 PM)

i dont kno what simping means…but you do you dabadoo
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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Hepocles — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 11:31 PM)

Well, that’s one way to look at it
Alba gu bràth

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 13, 2024 11:50 PM)

are there really other ways tho?
Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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WarrenPeace — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:02 AM)

"Sorry I started late boss. The traffic is murder today!"
"But you work from home!"
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"I didn't get your message because the machine accidentally erased it."
"Machine? Nice try, bitch. You have voice mail!"
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"The post office must have lost that letter I sent."
"You do everything with email so much that you don't even own any postage stamps!"
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"I kept trying to call you. How come you never answered?"
"I wasn't sure if it was you when you called. I thought it might be my brother and I don't feel like talking to him."
"But you have caller ID!"
"Please vote to preserve the unique character of Warren…" - Robert Duvall

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MiniMasterpieceTheater — 1 year ago(September 14, 2024 12:11 AM)

Not bad! My mom still has a landline and answering machine…mail and even the newspaper…but she's a dying breed

Cold comfort for change? Did you exchange
A walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?