It's a rite of passage! It's fun!
You couldn't dance!
And you couldn't get a date either, loser.
Parties? Too cool for school, huh?
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It was VERY sad for you losers who rationalized that you didn't want to go when the real reason was that you couldn't get a date!
LOSER!
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Dating is for fags.
I've been getting laid long before high school proms.
I guess that would be a big deal for you though. Not for me.
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