- initially there were concerns from NASA that the Apophis asteroid (the God of chaos? Who named this ****ing rock?) Wou

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/.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:01 AM)

Russia is going to nuke us if Biden wins in November, so it wouldn't matter if an asteroid
hits.
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Chronic_Johnson — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:03 AM)

Less likely event, unless Putin is dying of some fatal disease and wants to take everyone with him.

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/.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:04 AM)

It's happened once so it will happened again
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/.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:12 AM)

Aren't you the lunatic who poured a gallon of his fermented semen into a local sewer?
I also heard you couldn't deflower your sex doll because she was unable to give consent.
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/.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:16 AM)

That sounds like a perfectly reasonable way to dispose of fermented cum by the gallons. Unless your complaint is that it wasn't offered up to you as a beverage…
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/.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:30 AM)

Sounds like a scenario from a horror film.
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/.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:31 AM)

I think that's the origin story for The Blob (1988)
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Chronic_Johnson — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:47 AM)

A local lunatic who pours a gallon og his fermented seven into the gutter honestly sounds more like the local legend. Worthy of admiration and praise.

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The<>Mechanic — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:17 AM)

I hope they ain’t coming to probe us
Ho Ho Ho

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Chronic_Johnson — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 11:48 AM)

They're going to turn you into a lotion to rub on their skin because that's how they eat.

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/.​ — 1 year ago(June 24, 2024 01:41 PM)

This is the best news I've heard in a long time.
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