Have you ever committed a crime?
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The Many Ghosts of Murr — 2 years ago(November 27, 2023 05:49 PM)
I'm sure by some small, obscure legal technicality that's never enforced, yeah. We probably all do on a regular basis, given how convoluted laws can be
Beyond that, I was thinking about this recently, and no. Smoking weed where doing so is illegal, trespassing in old abandoned buildings to explore… lots of citations I could've theoretically gotten, but that's about it. Nothing prison worthy. I've never even stolen anything. I tried to steal a candy bar when I was 13, just to do it, and felt super guilty so just walked around the aisle and put it back. I'm horrible
I'm so boring. I'm presently eating some leftover mince of my last secret friend, and even he agreed I seemed very boring. It endeared me to him. We sat and played chess for a couple weeks. I considered letting him go… alas -
hungryinconway — 2 years ago(November 28, 2023 06:42 AM)
Only in being too kind to my enemies and those who are not worthy. I shall never be guilty of such a crime again. No more forgiveness. No more mister nice guy. only relentlessly hungry from this day forward.
The Lion does not give a fuck. Bring. More. Sheep.