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Oh my, Rory McIlroy! — 2 years ago(October 07, 2023 10:38 AM)
Haha!
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/golf/liv-golf-perez-rory-mcilroy-31118481
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Oh my, Rory McIlroy! — 2 years ago(October 07, 2023 10:45 AM)
If we're talking most majors it's Jack Nicklaus.
McIlroy though beats Woods in just being so ****ing likeable
Plus they're redesigning golf balls because he's driving so far.
And then there's this
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Tiger is the GOAT — 2 years ago(October 07, 2023 11:22 AM)
Tiger was way ahead of Jack's majors pace before his wife brutally assaulted him with a golf club. He would have certainly surpassed Jack had he not suffered the public humiliation. Then he had a bunch of injuries including losing an entire leg in a car accident. He still set record after record. Just off the top of my head:
He holds the record for most PGA victories, with 82 and counting, compared to Jack's 73.
He also has the longest streak of cuts made at 142 compared to Jack's paltry 105.
He holds the record for largest margin of victory at a major by 15 ****ing strokes.
He is the youngest player to ever win a major in the modern era when he won the Masters, a tradition unlike any other.
He was number one longer than any other player, a total of 683 weeks, dwarfing second place Greg Norman with 331 weeks.
He once won 7 tournaments in a row, as well as 6 and 5. The most Jack won was 3 one time.
He's the only golfer to ever hold all 4 major titles at once.
And he did all this while ****ing hundreds of women on the side.
This dude is the undisputed GOAT. No one else comes close. Even that bum Rory knows this:
Woods said it was a positive that he had the world No. 1 alongside him, while McIlroy was thrilled at the prospect of going into battle with the 15-time major winner.
“He’s probably the best iron player that’s ever lived … probably the best golfer that’s ever lived. Period,” McIlroy said. “I think if he can just get it out in the fairway, and get some looks in the fairway, I think we’re going to have a really good chance.” -
Oh my, Rory McIlroy! — 2 years ago(October 07, 2023 10:53 AM)
I'm a wealthy homosexual. It's immutable characteristics. I was born this way.
Go back to sniffing your mom's panties and drinking Buckfast ya clatty wee hoor
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