Rate my cucumber

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:20 PM)

Length: Almost 11 inches
Girth: About 7.5 inches at widest point
Color: Green
Origin: Mexico

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:29 PM)

Thanks! You can borrow it anytime!

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:33 PM)

Will it turn into a pickle?

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:57 PM)

That is one hell of a lucky cucumber!

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MovieManCin2 — 4 years ago(June 27, 2021 04:14 AM)

MAGA! FAFO! Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't. Dumbocraps: evil people who celebrate murder.

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wanton87 — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:48 PM)

Speaking of which, remember Mr. Potato Head? Well, he’s gone, and has been replaced by Mr Cucumber Penis.
Yeah, it’s not a very big seller
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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wanton87 — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:58 PM)

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Deluded Juice — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 08:56 PM)

"Food and Drink?"
You took a wrong turn!
This needs to go under "Sex and Dating!"

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 09:01 PM)

Nope, part of it is in my salad right now. In fact, I was eating salad right when I read that "most of the insect pieces are hidden in plant-based products." (That's from a quote I posted in the insects thread.)

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 09:10 PM)

WHAT?? The only way I used it was with my mouth!

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CrystalRaindrops — 4 years ago(June 26, 2021 09:23 PM)

You're the only one who followed my instructions and rated my cuke!